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    A woman comes through the drive-thru today and orders a Large Iced latte Lite.
    (now for those unfamilliar with Dunkin', an iced latte lite is Espresso, splenda and skim milk AND is posted on every signboard)

    SC: Woman with attitude
    Me: Manager, trying to work
    CW: Co-worker

    SC: I'd Like a large Caramel swirl iced latte lite.
    ME. Ok One Large Iced Latte Lite. How many Splendas would you like in that?
    sc: SPLENDA?! What the fuck? The don;t come with Splenda.
    me: Ma'am our iced latte lites come with splenda, but I would be happy to omit the splenda if you would like.
    sc:IT DOESN'T COME WITH IT. I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT
    CW *pipes into headset* Ma'am we don;t accept that language. One more outburst we will refuse service.
    sc; *calms down* Ok fine no sweetner
    me: Ok One large iced latte lite caramel swirl anything else?
    sc No
    me Ok that will be 4.29 *makes latte*

    Sc comes up to window
    CW ok that is 4.29
    sc: WHAT? YOUR Sign says 3.29! GO LOOK I dare you to, GO LOOK.
    CW *turns to me wanna deal with this?*
    me. ma'am the hot lattes are 3.29 the iced are 4.29
    sc: NO THE SIGN SAYS 3.29 that is all i am paying
    me: Ok i will go look *walks out to sign* Comes back inside. "ma'am, the hot are 3.29. it says right below iced: 4.29"
    Sc: Well aren't you a little bitch. Give me your manger's number.
    me: I am the store manager.
    sc well i want your higher ups number
    cw dunkindonuts.com has the number listed on there to talk to corporate
    Sc I DON"T HAVE INTERNET. GIVE ME THE NUMBER NOW GOD DAMNIT
    Cw: Well, we have free wi-fi you can bring your computer and look it up here
    me: Ma'am do you want the latte or not? I have 3 cars behind you.
    sc: FUCK YOU ALL I WANT IT! BUT FOR ONLY 3.29
    Me; I am sorry ma'am i am refusing to serve you do to the crude language
    SC It is right there in your hand give it to me.
    Me. Ma'am, this is your last chance, 4.29. You can drive around and see the price is set there.
    SC: SCAM ARTIST BITCH GIVE ME THE FUCKING LATTE FREE>
    CW *takes latte and in front of her dumps it in the drain* Have a nice day ma'am and get out of my line or I call the police *as he picks up the phone*
    SC Speeds out of the parking lot and hits another customer's car

    I run outside and CW calls 911. Everyone was ok , most of the damage was to the RUDE customer's car, She got pissed and tried to hit the cop when i offered the family free coffee and she was promptly arrested.
    You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! - Pinkie Pie

  • #2
    Oh, that is just too great!!
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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    • #3
      LOL, Brilliant! Score another one against the SCs.
      "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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      • #4
        I like that coworker
        I am starting to hate when people throw the word 'ripoff' around. 'OMG Your sign has small print! What a ripoff!'
        Like really, how long has fine print been around? How are you ripped off for paying the advertised price, just cuz you refuse to see it?
        "If you find yourself fantasizing about throwing actual users into a blender, please get help... they're heavy." - Tom Dickson

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        • #5
          Owie, I really feel for the other person's car. Hope the rude person has good insurance.
          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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          • #6
            Hmmm... Assault on an officer, reckless driving, and property damage.

            With plea bargaining and a clean record she will get 2 weeks community service.

            I take it she's also banned?
            *There is no greater gift than to be reborn with every heartbeat*
            *Grudges should only be held for as long as it takes to deliver a proper vengence!*

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            • #7
              I dug up my user-name and password just to post in here.

              How I wish more sucky customer stories ended like this! This made my day!

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              • #8
                Hmm. The difference of a dollar ended up costing her thousands.

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                • #9
                  I would have paid $4.29 just to see that..lol.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth froglet View Post
                    'OMG Your sign has small print! What a ripoff!'
                    Sad part, the letters are Inch and a half, the same exact size as everything else LoL
                    You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! - Pinkie Pie

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                    • #11
                      Your co-worker deserves a medal.

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                      • #12
                        And I hear that the coffee in the county jail tastes like watered-down mud. You think she'll attack the jail guards and face even more charges???

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                        • #13
                          Just when I think I have heard or read it all. SCs never cease to amaze me. Too bad for the other driver though.

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