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  • #1

    I hate children

    Me: thanks for calling us, this is Dave, how may I help you?

    Guest: yea, I am here on the beach and there are children laughing and playing and they are disrupting my relaxation time

    Me: Ok, I am not excatly sure what you'd like me to do

    Guest: I'D LIKE YOU TO PUT A STOP TO IT

    Me: I can't stop children from playing on the beach

    Guest: you know, you should tell people that children are here on this island. I mean I hate children. They are way too noisy. They were laughing and carrying on in the grocerty store and the parents just let them. When I was a kid, my parents never let me do that.

    Me: I'm sorry ma'am

    Guest: No you're not. You couldnt care less. What is your name? I am going to report you because you are very sarcastic in your tone

    Me: My name is Dave

    Guest: what is your last name, Dave?

    Me: I dont give that out but I am the only Dave here

    Guest: I didnt ask you that, I asked for your last name

    Me: (very sarcastically) and I told you I am not giving it to you

    Guest: oh, you are really pissing me off. I am never renting with you people again and it's all because of you and the fact that you wont take me seriously.

    Me: Ok

    Guest: yea I know you dont care but you will when I talk to your manager

    Me: Ok

    Guest: G__Damn you (guest then hung up)
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  • #2
    Oh my god! I hate kids too! Look! They're all over my hotel! OH NOOOES! I should BAN THEM!

    Yeah, not happening.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      I suppose he'd rather all the children were sullen and only communicated in grunts...?

      I don't know, children these days enjoying themselves on the beach, it should be ILLEGAL!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!!!!

      [/sarcasm]
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • #4
        What the hell is wrong with kids today being kids! All that playin and gigglin and stuff!

        I hope they all kick sand in her face!
        "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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        • #5
          While I agree that children should be allowed to play and be generally happy litle souls...

          An island specifically designed around the relaxation and entertainment of adults, with an 18-and-up policy, would be damned awesome.
          "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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          • #6
            Guest: oh, you are really pissing me off. I am never renting with you people again and it's all because of you and the fact that you wont take me seriously.
            So kids being kids wasn't enough to keep you from coming back
            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

            I wish porn had subtitles.

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            • #7
              Quoth MoxisPilot View Post
              While I agree that children should be allowed to play and be generally happy litle souls...

              An island specifically designed around the relaxation and entertainment of adults, with an 18-and-up policy, would be damned awesome.
              There are places like that....it's called Sandals Resorts. I'm sure there are other places also, but I know about Sandals cause that's where my bf wants to take me.

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              • #8
                THEY WERE LAUGHING?!?!?!?

                NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

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                • #9
                  Quoth hopie144 View Post
                  There are places like that....it's called Sandals Resorts. I'm sure there are other places also, but I know about Sandals cause that's where my bf wants to take me.
                  ...Then why do they generally have laughing children in their commercials? Particularly when they show the part with the pools and such.
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #10
                    Crazeyal:

                    I never noticed the wood was WET around where the witch's corpse touched it O.o

                    Wait, IS that the original Wicked Witch of the East?
                    Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      ...Then why do they generally have laughing children in their commercials? Particularly when they show the part with the pools and such.
                      They have both family and adult resorts!
                      It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. -Office space

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                      • #12
                        Quoth BarbieGirl View Post
                        They have both family and adult resorts!
                        They do? Gnarly. Learn something new everyday!
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • #13
                          Quoth mae View Post
                          And I would so take a vacation to an 18+ island! Who wants to come with?
                          If there's shopping, count me in!!!


                          Isn't there like adult-only cruises as well? That could be fun too.

                          So, see? That lady had no excuse to complain ... there are plenty "adult only" vacation activities to do. I bet even nudist resorts are adult only.
                          This area is left blank for a reason.

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                          • #14
                            There are plenty of adult-only resort and even a few cruises. All one has to do is some research before booking.

                            But hey, why do research when it's SOOO much easier to just take your chances and go, then blame some hapless clerk because there's kids *gasp* playing?

                            Ah, logic - the bane of all SC's.
                            "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Horsetuna View Post
                              Crazeyal:

                              I never noticed the wood was WET around where the witch's corpse touched it O.o

                              Wait, IS that the original Wicked Witch of the East?
                              While the wetness is a great touch, I'm afraid that appears to be a Halloween mock-up, and not the real thing.
                              Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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