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  • I met the Queen of Hearts

    Last night about 10 minutes until closing, we had a lady come storming up demanding we give back the money we stole from her. I was busy counting down my drawers, but seeing as I had a cashier helping me out, I let him handle it. Turns out THE ONLY reason she bought this cereal is because it was on sale from $2.29 to $1.98. I told Cashier B to go ahead and do it and I ran over to grocery to double check the price. Turns out this lady was right, I called up to the desk and told B to double check the barcode on slip, I was curious if she had grabbed the family size instead of the regular. He said he hadn't even finished it, and the lady was PISSED. So I ran my ass all the way back up front, greeted with the scene of B completly pale and this lady bright red.

    Let me note that I am a tallish girl, 5'9" or so. B is a 6 foot college football player who works with us over the summers. He's a big guy, but a really nice one. This lady had him completly wordless.

    B: Hey, Enigma, she wants it free.
    ME: I'm sorry m'am but we don't give you it free. I will be happy to give it to you for the 1.98$
    SC: I HAVE ICE CREAM MELTING IN THE CAR. THIS IS TERRIBLY INCONVIENANT, THIS IS YOUR MISTAKE! YOU FIX IT!
    ME: Alright M'am our policy says we cannot give it to you free, but I will do it for you this one time. In the future, we will not do this for you.
    SC: Why not? Other stores do it! They've done it for me everytime before!* I have ICE CREAM MELTING!
    ME: Our policy has changed*, we do not give it out free. You might try looking at them as they are rung up, that way it avoids causing you the trouble of coming back in here.
    SC: DID YOU JUST SASS ME?! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
    ME: *honest confusion* My what now?

    At this point B was flustered enough to have gotten lost in the transaction, and it wasn't letting him void the cereal out. I opened up a register next to him real quick and did the return for the lady, the conversation continue much along the same fashion, with me saying a cheery "Well you have good one" to her as she left, and her responding with a cheery "F*** You".

    We have a cool regular who comes in every Friday to cash her check, she works returns for Home Depot across the street, and as she moved up to the desk for me to help her, two CSMs came around the corner. CSM C was recently promoted and not worth anything, she told me that I overstepped my bounds and should have called her. She said she would have told the lady no. I responded that sometimes it's not worth it, this lady would have gone ballistic over 2$ and I just wanted her out of my desk. CSM E is really good, and has been CSMing for 2 years. He looked at CSM C and told her he would have told us to do the exact same thing, and she needs to learn a lot before she runs her mouth. That shut her up quick.

    Cool Home Depot lady kept telling E how professional I was too, it really helped turn the night around.

    *We used to have a policy that said 'if it's under 3$ and we made the mistake, they get it free, if it's over, they get 3$ off their purchase. We no longer support this policy, now it's just plain and simple "you get it for what it's marked"
    Last edited by Enigma; 08-03-2008, 04:47 AM. Reason: Forgot to add the footnote
    "I just figured you would be terrified, and I would be sarcastic about it."

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    Gad, woman it's only .31. Get over it.<not you the SC> Oh wait I've seen people act like raving fools over .05, i really shouldn't be surprised.

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    • #3
      Ok - I love Karma.

      As she's standing in the store, arguing about 30 cents, and then even 2.28, she's letting a perfectly good container of ice cream melt in her car. If it's even a less than decent brand, it likely cost more than 2.28.

      Here's to hoping she went out and not only had melted ice cream, but that it melted all over her car and made a big-assed mess.

      Stupid bitch.
      "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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      • #4
        *hides the bloody stage hearts*

        Wait, I'm the Queen of Evil... not hearts...
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          Quoth Peppergirl View Post
          Ok - I love Karma.
          Me too



          I don't think any type of ice cream is really worth the 31¢ ... or even the time it took to walk back into the store, piss and moan, throw a tantrum when you really could be eating ice cream ...
          This area is left blank for a reason.

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          • #6
            :: whacks head on desk:: Reminds when I was working at a gas station, back when gas was like 60 cents a liter and this guy driving some high end fancy car ( don't remember the make any more) swore that the pump 'overcharged' him five cents.


            I mean seriously, is your life so empty that it must come to that?

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            • #7
              Sadly, someone throwing a fit over 31 cents does not surprise me a bit. I once had a customer get mad over a dime. These days, I would probably just pull a dime out of my purse or pocket and give it to him as I have gotten old and jaded. Back then,however, I was younger and much more easily flustered.
              Question authority, but raise your hand first. -Alan M. Bershowitz

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              • #8
                People will throw a fit over the fact that we charge TAX an TAXABLE item in my store. They will go so far as to return their whole order. Well the nickname for our state is Taxachusets.

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                • #9
                  I've definitely reached into my wallet (behind the register) a few times to make things easier for everyone. Under certain rare and specific circumstances (like someone shrieking hysterically over 30 cents -- or when you've run out of change, you're the only cashier, and the person holding the key to the safe is 2-5 minutes away) it just makes the most sense.

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                  • #10
                    I've actually given out change as a customer, just to shut some crybaby up and get the line moving:

                    "Here. Here's the 22 cents...can we PLEASE just move it along???"
                    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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