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  • It's just a cat (not sucky but annoying)

    Gingernut is happily asleep in one of the chairs out front. He's a great cat, super relaxed and chilled out. Even though I think he is quite special I am under no illusions he is a anything other than a moggy, and not a very attractive one at that.

    AC - annoying lady
    Me - Me

    AL - oh what a lovely cat!
    Me- Yeah he's pretty cool. We love him
    AL - oh he's so beautiful. What type of cat is he?
    Me - A very lazy one
    AL - No what breed
    Me - he isn't a special breed. He's just a cat
    AL - Oh he must be some sort of breed. Surely you should know
    Me- No, he's just a cat
    AL - but he has to be some type of cat
    Me - Ok. I'll ask him for you ha ha ha.
    Yes. I know my typing sucks but I have a large orange cat sitting on my keyboard and a small disturbed dog trying to sniff his butt

  • #2
    Quoth portia911 View Post
    AL - Oh he must be some sort of breed. Surely you should know
    Me- No, he's just a cat
    AL - but he has to be some type of cat.
    Yes, pets are only special because of their breed. Um...what?

    Any geneticist will tell you that all pets (and people!) are essentially mutts. So what?
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    • #3
      Just stick to telling people "he's a Mogle" and they'll be all "Ahhhhh"

      A Mogle is off of Final Fantasy, but is similar in name to the average short haired domestic.
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      • #4
        "AL - oh he's so beautiful. What type of cat is he?"

        Poodle.
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        • #5
          "he's a cross between a hairless and a persian"

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          • #6
            I like the Moogle idea EQ, can we buy him a little bouncy red thing to put on his head?
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            • #7
              If I don't know a general breed, I'll just shrug and say 'I don't know'.
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              • #8
                I've have called him a Heinz 57. That's what we always answered when people asked about our dog.

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                • #9
                  My grandfather would say about our first dog--mostly Irish setter but we had no idea about the rest--"he's a Canardly terrier" (can 'ardly tell what he is). Most people wouldn't get the pun and accept that as an answer (I wonder if any of them ever tried to look up "Canardly terrier").

                  Yeah, my family's weird
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                  • #10
                    When people ask what kind of cat our Mei Mei is, we say, "The kind that is born under someone's front porch."
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                    • #11
                      Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
                      When people ask what kind of cat our Mei Mei is, we say, "The kind that is born under someone's front porch."
                      *snorts* that's a good one. I'm kinda lucky that you can tell what my cats are, tabbies.


                      My dad's dog on the other had is a long haired/wired haired dachshund that is larger then your average doxie.

                      Nobody believes us when we tell them he's not a mix breed.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                        My grandfather would say about our first dog--mostly Irish setter but we had no idea about the rest--"he's a Canardly terrier" (can 'ardly tell what he is). Most people wouldn't get the pun and accept that as an answer (I wonder if any of them ever tried to look up "Canardly terrier").

                        Yeah, my family's weird
                        I like your family.I have two cats one is a longhaired orange tabby and the other is a tortoiseshell. Our dogs are a Black Lab and a North American Crazyhound.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Enigma View Post
                          I like the Moogle idea EQ, can we buy him a little bouncy red thing to put on his head?
                          Yes. Yes we can.
                          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                          • #14
                            Just what the library needs, people needing to do a genealogy search on a cat.

                            Can't you just imagine an cat Alex Haley?
                            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

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                            • #15
                              When people insist one knowing a breed, American Shorthair is the answer to shut them up.
                              Cat born in america? Not any specific breed? It's counted as an american shorthair.
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