Do not question my knowledge Prole!

[portia911]

I know a lot of stuff like how to kill an attacking dog with your bare hands, that George Clooney and Mark Whalberg are lovers, why milk causes cancer, why you cannot export hog bristle hairbrushes to Israel, and I can even tell you a funny story about the time I met Nelson Mandela.

When I tell you with absolute authority that you will not be able to send this item to The USA if you live outside of the Eurpoean Union, I am not making it up. I am not saying it to thwart all happiness in your life. I am doing it to save you a lot of money and frustration.

How do you know you can't send it? Because I wrote the book on it. Yes. I did. For 2 miserable years I spent my days documenting all prohibited postal items in the world. That's how I know! So there!

[Dave1982]

Dare I ask what the wanted to mail?

[elysia]

Lemme guess. Gunpowder? Wine? Knives? Bloodworms? Someone's ashes? A femur? Gold bullion? Uncut diamonds? I've said no to all of these, all of which are forbidden fruits in the shipping world and will undoubtedly result in the wrath of the SC gods.

[FenigDurak]

...that George Clooney and Mark Whalberg are lovers,...

Marky Mark, NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!1!!

-=calms=- Well, that kinda explains why they were called The Funky bunch.

[ArcticChicken]

A femur?

What the fuck?

[Aethian]

I've delivered ashes to a funeral home before.

[Bliss]

A femur?

What the fuck?

It's saddly more common that you would think. For example, the first time my BF played on a stage with real audience was for a punk show a friend (adult) of him took him too... and amongst the punks in the audience there was one guy brandishing a horse femur over his head... he left a good impression on (and scared the shit out of) my BF.

[videodrone]

"George Clooney and Mark Whalberg are lovers"

What? When did I miss this?

[portia911]

"George Clooney and Mark Whalberg are lovers"

What? When did I miss this?

If I told you how I know you would mock me but lets just say my source includes references to Bill Clinton and The former Pope whatever his name it. The Polish one.

Plus look at all the movies they have made together. And check out Popbitch.

Marky Mark, NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!1!!

-=calms=- Well, that kinda explains why they were called The Funky bunch.

Yes. Couldn't you tell? Sorry babe.

[Samaliel]

And we still don't know what it was they were trying to mail. My money is on cheese.

[Phantomgrift]

Milk causes cancer?

That's a new one on me.

[friendofjimmyk]

George Clooney and Mark Whalberg are lovers!

Well, no, I'm not really surprised. After all, it is Hollywood.

[MoxisPilot]

And we still don't know what it was they were trying to mail. My money is on cheese.

I'll take that bet. I think cheese is okay to mail. XD

[Samaliel]

To the USA ? I think not.

[hopie144]

If I told you how I know you would mock me but lets just say my source includes references to Bill Clinton and The former Pope whatever his name it. The Polish one.

Plus look at all the movies they have made together. And check out Popbitch.

They haven't made THAT many movies together. George and Brad have made more together than him and Mark. Also, if you're going on that assumption, then what about all the other actors and actresses who are in more than one movie together?

That doesn't make them lovers. And where on Popbitch does it talk about that? I went to the site and can't find anything.