I don't care how big your egos are...

[SnarkyPie]

...the two of you do NOT need our only large table in the restaurant. We have nine rectangular tables that typically seat 4 and only one larger round table. Nothing smaller. Thus, when you two shriveled old farts saunter in and make a beeline for the big table, please realize that you will be asked to move. Hell, there is even a "Reserved for 5 or 6 people" sign permanently housed in the napkin dispenser. You overlooked that, somehow, and I can only hope that it was not intentional, merely a product of your aforementioned age. I am only glad that we had a specific reservation for that table in 15 minutes, so I could politely tell you that it was on hold for another party without you getting huffy. Honestly, you can't need THAT much space.

[looney_librarian]

Gotta love EW. More details please. I really want to know the reactions more than they just getting huffy.

[smileyeagle1021]

me thinks that they may be making up for a certain smaller part of their anatomy...

[Smart_Aussie12]

me thinks that they may be making up for a certain smaller part of their anatomy...

or they could be showing it off. I know some jerks who have egos the size of Sydney and they're quite well-hung. But yeah, as far as EW go, this one takes the cake.

[crazylegs]

me thinks that they may be making up for a certain smaller part of their anatomy...

Brains and common sense perhaps?

[Kalga]

Was the biggest table also the closest to the door? Or did they have to pass smaller open tables to get to it.

[SnarkyPie]

The biggest table is actually as far from the door as you can get. They didn't do much else other than grumble a bit, and I credit this to the fact that I didn't simply tell them that they couldn't sit there, but that it had been reserved (we had a party of 6 coming in 15 minutes that reserved that specific table instead of two smaller ones put together).