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  • #1

    Iam not 411

    Me.....Hello, thank you for calling xyz how can I help you?

    Lady on phone.....Hi I don't have a phone book with me and I want the number to the zyx store.

    Me.....Uh that store is not in our shopping center and I don't have numbers for the other stores in this center.

    Lady on phone.....But I need the number to the zyx store, don't you have a phone book where you can look it up for me?

    Me.....No I don't have a phone book. But if you call directory assistance at 411 they can give you the number.

    Lady on the phone.....Ya I know that but I don't want to call them.

    Me..... Uh ok then bye.

    So she managed to find the number to my store and expected me to look in the phone book for a number to a completley different store that is not even in my shopping center or on the same street.
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  • #2
    sorry... that's got me giggling....

    silly arses

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    • #3
      Yes, ma'am I do have the phone number for that store, it is 867-5309.

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      • #4
        I have a feeling that Jenny would *not* be happy about that... No, I think you should have given her 1-800-YOU-SUCK, and called it a day
        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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        • #5
          That's like the ladyt who called me at Chesterfield, ten minutes to close one night, to ask if I had the number to Mrs. Fields.
          "Uh... no?" Not only did you call the wrong floor, you called the wrong wing! I got the number for the mall directory from the SM, and I could hear her relaying it to someone else.
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #6
            I have a number that I give out to people who ignore me. It's the same area code as my cell number (248 in southeast michigan) but when you call the number... you get rickrolled!
            "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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            • #7
              Quoth bardicwench View Post
              I have a number that I give out to people who ignore me. It's the same area code as my cell number (248 in southeast michigan) but when you call the number... you get rickrolled!


              Any way I could get that number? There are a lot of people I wouldn't mind rickrolling!
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #8
                Quoth mattm04 View Post
                Yes, ma'am I do have the phone number for that store, it is 867-5309.
                & don't forget to ask for "Jenny"

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                • #9
                  Quoth bardicwench View Post
                  I have a number that I give out to people who ignore me. It's the same area code as my cell number (248 in southeast michigan) but when you call the number... you get rickrolled!
                  I wonder if they have that for South Florida too.....
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                  Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                  Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                  • #10
                    Quoth mattm04 View Post
                    Yes, ma'am I do have the phone number for that store, it is 867-5309.
                    *said with the stewie voice* Damn you Tommy Two Tone!
                    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                    • #11
                      Quoth JLG View Post
                      Me.....Hello, thank you for calling xyz how can I help you?

                      Lady on phone.....Hi I don't have a phone book with me and I want the number to the zyx store.

                      Me.....Uh that store is not in our shopping center and I don't have numbers for the other stores in this center.

                      Lady on phone.....But I need the number to the zyx store, don't you have a phone book where you can look it up for me?

                      Me.....No I don't have a phone book. But if you call directory assistance at 411 they can give you the number.

                      Lady on the phone.....Ya I know that but I don't want to call them.

                      Me..... Uh ok then bye.

                      So she managed to find the number to my store and expected me to look in the phone book for a number to a completley different store that is not even in my shopping center or on the same street.

                      Not that you had any reason to be nice to her, but if you wanted to save her a couple bucks you could have told her about our number: 1-800-FREE411.

                      Maybe the free-ness of it would get her to stop calling random businesses for directory info. Maybe.


                      Jay

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