So, I've recently returned from vacation. (best month ever!!) and once more find myself dealing with all the college students, their parents, and our vendors, and soon realized I'd nearly forgotten how stupid and sucky people could be regarding textbooks. Silly, silly, me. Here are a few gems from today...
This is the suck that doesn't end...yes it goes on and on my friend...
Ok, bit of background. In the freshmen level english classes, the books are sold as a shrink wrapped package with all sorts of spiffy software that teaches you useful things like what a comma is and where it goes, or how to use punctuation and quotation marks. (Seriously. People don't know this!! I guess I'm not too surprised) Our history department does packages as well, one per each professor, (and given there are anywhere from 10 to 17 different sections, that's a lot of packages)
Well, we had an incoming freshmen girl and her mom come in wanting to purchase an english package and a history package. One CW initially helped her find what she needed, and then they began to dissect the packages, and asked if they could unwrap them. Unfortunately no. It's shrinkwrapped by the publisher with a seal that says if unwrapped, you're screwed, basically. Thank you publishers... Now, I'm making phone calls while I'm keeping an eye on the events unfolding, my part comes later.
DS: Dumb student
DSM: Dumb Student's mom
Me: poor 'lil textbook monkey
CW: Coworker
DS: Well, what comes in the package.
CW <rattles off the list of components>
DSM: How do we know this is the same package as the one being sold at Other Campus Bookstore
CW: Because we received the same information they did, and we ordered the same.
DS: But they have it for $20 more than you sell it for here! Something's missing in yours, we need to open it to check.
CW: <Who's getting a little peeved at this point, they'd been arguing for almost a half hour> Ma'am, I can't let you do that. I'm sorry, but the package has to be sealed or it can't be sold.
DSM: That's stupid. How do we know you aren't ripping us off?
CW: You can always wait until classes start, and check with your professor to see which components you need and see if they come in the package.
DS: But you won't let us check the package!
DSM: Call Other Store! THEY'LL let us look in the packages!
CW: You're welcome to compare, ma'am. <Remember how they're $20 more...?>
DS: Give us the number!
CW: <Gives them our competitor's number and DS whips out her cell phone>
DS: <After fifteen minutes of harassing the other store clerk over the phone.> We're going over there to get the right packages. Hold these for us just in case.
CW: I can only hold them until close of business today, since classes are starting soon. We can't have holds any longer than that, store policy.
DSM: Then hold them and we'll be back!
So, the two leave, and CW goes to take a much needed break. I'm making my phone calls and in between, the phone rings and I answer. Guess who?!?!?
Me: Thank you for calling My Store, this is Lupo, how can I help you?
DS: I was just there for an English and history package, and I wanted to see if you could open them and let me know if they're the right books.
Me: <BIG internal sigh> Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I can't open shrinkwrapped packages.
DS: Well, then how do I know I have the right history package?! Other Store won't let me do it either! <No...REALLY? What a surprise...>
Me: Each package is sealed at the publishers with the professor's name, section number and term on the front of the first book, ma'am.
DS: ... oh...well, how much is it?
Me: $XXX
DS: But it's $40 more over here! What's wrong with your package?!
Me: <Nothing, except we don't mark prices up by $75%!!!> Nothing is missing, ma'am we verified the information with the history department before we placed the order. This is what your professor wanted.
DS: Fine! We'll be back to pick them up.
Me: Thank you for calling us, have a great day.
By this point, I'm wondering how I can foist this wonderful DS on an unsuspecting new hire, but alas! I'm the only one manning the textbook counter, so no such luck. And in they come again for Act III scene i.
DS: I have a hold under Dumb Student! Get my books!
Me: <Smiles vaguely, lest I say something impolite and nods, going back to get the books> Here you are, one English package, and one History package. If you're ready to check out, they can help you at the registers. <Pleasegopleasegopleasego!!!>
DSM: You can just help us here.
Me: <!@#$#@!> I'm sorry, ma'am, but I have no way of processing a payment at this counter. All of the registers are at the front of the store.
DSM: There's a line there. You have no line here.
Me: Because I can't accept payments. <well, I COULD, but you'd still owe money for the books!!>
Lather, Rinse, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, RE-FUCKING-PEAT until they finally go on their merry way, check out and leave! (THANK YOU JEEBUS!!!!!!!!)
And then....an hour later...the phone rings...
Me: Thank you for calling My Store, this is Lupo, how can I help you?
DS: Hi I was just in there a while ago to purchase some books.
Me: <Wait...I recognize this voi--SWEET FARKIN' FRUIT LOOPS, NNNNOOOOOOO!!> Yes ma'am, and how can I help you.
DS: Well, at Other Store, they say they want the X edition for the English package. Is the edition you sold me the X edition.
Me: Yes, ma'am that's what the professor requested, we confirmed and ordered the X edition.
DS: and you're sure it's the X edition being used this fall term.
Me: Yes, ma'am, we matched up the information for you before your purchase and that is the request your professor has on file.
DS: Good, I'd HATE to have to come back in there.
Me: <I'd hate it too!!!!> I understand, ma'am. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
DS: Yes, I just want to make sure I have the correct history package for professor A.
Me: Ok, not a problem ma'am, can you turn the package over until you can see the cover of the small reader on the front?
DS: Yes, I can.
Me: Wonderful, do me a favor, and tell me what it says on the front, so I can type it in me computer.
DS: It says Professor A...Fall 2008...section 45678.... <Enter the awkward silence, and then.> Oh, I see...
Me: <In that ever wonderful cheery CSR voice> And is there anything else I can help you with today?
DS: No. <Click>
Me: <To dead air> Thank all the gods in the heavens!!!
That was just ONE incident today, there were a few more. But this is getting entirely too long, so I shall continue it in part 2 (And 3 if necessary)
This is the suck that doesn't end...yes it goes on and on my friend...
Ok, bit of background. In the freshmen level english classes, the books are sold as a shrink wrapped package with all sorts of spiffy software that teaches you useful things like what a comma is and where it goes, or how to use punctuation and quotation marks. (Seriously. People don't know this!! I guess I'm not too surprised) Our history department does packages as well, one per each professor, (and given there are anywhere from 10 to 17 different sections, that's a lot of packages)
Well, we had an incoming freshmen girl and her mom come in wanting to purchase an english package and a history package. One CW initially helped her find what she needed, and then they began to dissect the packages, and asked if they could unwrap them. Unfortunately no. It's shrinkwrapped by the publisher with a seal that says if unwrapped, you're screwed, basically. Thank you publishers... Now, I'm making phone calls while I'm keeping an eye on the events unfolding, my part comes later.
DS: Dumb student
DSM: Dumb Student's mom
Me: poor 'lil textbook monkey
CW: Coworker
DS: Well, what comes in the package.
CW <rattles off the list of components>
DSM: How do we know this is the same package as the one being sold at Other Campus Bookstore
CW: Because we received the same information they did, and we ordered the same.
DS: But they have it for $20 more than you sell it for here! Something's missing in yours, we need to open it to check.
CW: <Who's getting a little peeved at this point, they'd been arguing for almost a half hour> Ma'am, I can't let you do that. I'm sorry, but the package has to be sealed or it can't be sold.
DSM: That's stupid. How do we know you aren't ripping us off?
CW: You can always wait until classes start, and check with your professor to see which components you need and see if they come in the package.
DS: But you won't let us check the package!
DSM: Call Other Store! THEY'LL let us look in the packages!
CW: You're welcome to compare, ma'am. <Remember how they're $20 more...?>
DS: Give us the number!
CW: <Gives them our competitor's number and DS whips out her cell phone>
DS: <After fifteen minutes of harassing the other store clerk over the phone.> We're going over there to get the right packages. Hold these for us just in case.
CW: I can only hold them until close of business today, since classes are starting soon. We can't have holds any longer than that, store policy.
DSM: Then hold them and we'll be back!
So, the two leave, and CW goes to take a much needed break. I'm making my phone calls and in between, the phone rings and I answer. Guess who?!?!?
Me: Thank you for calling My Store, this is Lupo, how can I help you?
DS: I was just there for an English and history package, and I wanted to see if you could open them and let me know if they're the right books.
Me: <BIG internal sigh> Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I can't open shrinkwrapped packages.
DS: Well, then how do I know I have the right history package?! Other Store won't let me do it either! <No...REALLY? What a surprise...>
Me: Each package is sealed at the publishers with the professor's name, section number and term on the front of the first book, ma'am.
DS: ... oh...well, how much is it?
Me: $XXX
DS: But it's $40 more over here! What's wrong with your package?!
Me: <Nothing, except we don't mark prices up by $75%!!!> Nothing is missing, ma'am we verified the information with the history department before we placed the order. This is what your professor wanted.
DS: Fine! We'll be back to pick them up.
Me: Thank you for calling us, have a great day.
By this point, I'm wondering how I can foist this wonderful DS on an unsuspecting new hire, but alas! I'm the only one manning the textbook counter, so no such luck. And in they come again for Act III scene i.
DS: I have a hold under Dumb Student! Get my books!
Me: <Smiles vaguely, lest I say something impolite and nods, going back to get the books> Here you are, one English package, and one History package. If you're ready to check out, they can help you at the registers. <Pleasegopleasegopleasego!!!>
DSM: You can just help us here.
Me: <!@#$#@!> I'm sorry, ma'am, but I have no way of processing a payment at this counter. All of the registers are at the front of the store.
DSM: There's a line there. You have no line here.
Me: Because I can't accept payments. <well, I COULD, but you'd still owe money for the books!!>
Lather, Rinse, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, RE-FUCKING-PEAT until they finally go on their merry way, check out and leave! (THANK YOU JEEBUS!!!!!!!!)
And then....an hour later...the phone rings...
Me: Thank you for calling My Store, this is Lupo, how can I help you?
DS: Hi I was just in there a while ago to purchase some books.
Me: <Wait...I recognize this voi--SWEET FARKIN' FRUIT LOOPS, NNNNOOOOOOO!!> Yes ma'am, and how can I help you.
DS: Well, at Other Store, they say they want the X edition for the English package. Is the edition you sold me the X edition.
Me: Yes, ma'am that's what the professor requested, we confirmed and ordered the X edition.
DS: and you're sure it's the X edition being used this fall term.
Me: Yes, ma'am, we matched up the information for you before your purchase and that is the request your professor has on file.
DS: Good, I'd HATE to have to come back in there.
Me: <I'd hate it too!!!!> I understand, ma'am. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
DS: Yes, I just want to make sure I have the correct history package for professor A.
Me: Ok, not a problem ma'am, can you turn the package over until you can see the cover of the small reader on the front?
DS: Yes, I can.
Me: Wonderful, do me a favor, and tell me what it says on the front, so I can type it in me computer.
DS: It says Professor A...Fall 2008...section 45678.... <Enter the awkward silence, and then.> Oh, I see...
Me: <In that ever wonderful cheery CSR voice> And is there anything else I can help you with today?
DS: No. <Click>
Me: <To dead air> Thank all the gods in the heavens!!!
That was just ONE incident today, there were a few more. But this is getting entirely too long, so I shall continue it in part 2 (And 3 if necessary)
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