Do you know who I am? (long conversation)

[hinakiba777]

My university is the most expensive university in Canada. This is mostly because tuition in Nova Scotia is the highest in Canada.

My University is also very hard to get into, though not as difficult as McGill. Plus it's very small.

Due to the small size and immense tuition the school is filled with spoiled rich kids from Toronto. I'm not saying we don't get spoiled rich kids from other places, or that Toronto is bad all together. I'm just stating a fact.

Anyway, a lot of these kids think they are royalty because of who there parents are. Anyway, when I started working at the desk in September 2007, I got a bit of revenge. Or something like that.

Me= THe adorably lovable hinakiba777
SB=Spoiled Brat
CW= Co-Worker

SB= Yes. I'd like the key to the (blank) Common Room
Me= *looks for the key than checks the book* I'm sorry that common room is booked for the evening. Would you like to use another one.
SB= But that's the only one that has cable
Me= Yes I'm sorry. But there's nothing I can do about that.
SB= Do you know who I am?
Me= *gives them the once over* You're SB. You live in room ## and your roommate is T.
SB= No, I mean do you know who my father is?
Me= Nope. Sorry.
CW= Hey Hina, you're shifts over.
Me= THanks CW. I'm going to hit the hay.
SB= She refused to give me the keys to Blankey Common Room
CW= Really? *turns to me*
Me= No, the key's out. He won't go anywhere else.
SB= I'd like to report this woman.
Me= Do you know who I am?
SB= *snotty* No.
Me= You don't know who I am?
SB= Not a clue.
Me= You sure about that.
SB= No, i have no idea who you are. I don't care either.
Me= Great! CW I'm off to bed. *heads up the stairs*
CW= *to SB* So what's the name of the person you want to make a complaint against?
SB= I.... don't. know.


The kid never did learn my name.

[jerkface11]

That was great.

[Chanlin]

Well played madam, well played.

SB= No, i have no idea who you are. I don't care either.

Me: And we finally come to a point we can agree on

[PepperElf]

i told this to mom and she loved it
yay for pwning EWs

[tropicsgoddess]

Nicely done!

[otakuneko]

Do you know who I am?

The slayer of cows?
The enchanter of Babylon?
The left elbow of Ragnaros?
The Ice Princess?

[Shards]

Gah! I am so sorry!

Please, let me just say not all of us with rich families are like that.

I come from one of those families where if someone annoyed me and I really felt like it, I have connections to enough CEOs (You'd be surprised how many very profitable businesses started in PA.) that if I can't have them fired directly, I can have some pressure put.

However, just because I could do it doesn't mean I'm one of the shit-balls who go out and bait CS workers for fun. Hell, a retail employee would have to assault me before I'd do shit, and even then I'd just file a complaint, I wouldn't go running to mummy and daddy like a little bitch.

Again, I apologize for my social class. Please believe me that many of us get retail jobs while in high school, and don't rely on our parents to do everything and make everything happen for us.

[rerant]

Allow me to formally apologize for all the snotty brats who come to you from Toronto, but also state that I'm glad they're gone and out of my hair.

[depechemodefan]

That was awesome.

[wagegoth]

The Ice Princess?

Sorry, that title is mine. It was awarded to me over 25 years ago due to my icy glare.

[Bliss]

I was going to post something jokefull here until I decided it might be perceived as an aggression against a member that posted in the thread. so I wont

Edit: Ah the heck. I'll post it, and explain so there is no war over it:

"Now that we're at it, allow me to appologize for all IT and geeks.. I think Geek King (self proclaimed btw!) will agree with me. we're very very sorry.

I'm trying to call the llamas, to see if they wanna appologize too :P"

It just seemed funny so many people appologizing for stuff they never did

[donruss]

I have said many times before but it bears repeating.

PWNED!!!

[Acolyte]

or that Toronto is bad all together.

But it is!

I hate how so many university students are total entitlement whores. Even at a second-rate school like U of Windsor, I can't throw a rock without hitting one, and it makes me sad.

[hinakiba777]

"Now that we're at it, allow me to appologize for all IT and geeks.. I think Geek King (self proclaimed btw!) will agree with me. we're very very sorry.

I'm trying to call the llamas, to see if they wanna appologize too :P"

OH NO! What did the llamas do now!? Always causing chaos!

Anyway, there's no need to apologize. Some of my closest friend are the children of upper echelon. Only one or two of them have actually proven that they don't understand the world does not center on their trust funds.

Anyway, that you all for noticing my awesomeness. It is rare that I can to show it off. ^.~

[Mordecai]

Great story. The title reminded me of Eddie Izzard's bit about the Star Wars Cantina.

Vader: "Do you know who I am?"
Cantina employee: "Do you know who I am?"
Vader: "This is not a game of 'Who the Fuck are You?'!"