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  • Nasal Spray and Goat Weed......

    Ok so this isn't my personal story but one my sister regaled me with last night.
    Bit of background, my sister works at an inbound call centre of a company which is a medical institute. They are a little famous in Australia as they deal with particular problems mainly erectile dysfunction.
    This is where their infamous nasal spray technology comes into play....they designed some nasal spray to help men who are not as active below the belt. They also have lozenges and tablets I think.......
    Anyway to the story and meeting our players:

    KS - Kiarna's Sister
    SC - I think we know who
    CW - the mystified co worker


    KS - Opening speil......
    SC - I would like to purchase some of your products
    KS - do you have an account with us sir?
    SC - No
    KS - Ok give me your name, address (extra details I don't know)
    SC- John Smith, 12 I'm and Idiot lane
    KS- Sir did you used ot live at 3 you shmuck st
    SC- Yes
    KS - ok sir so you do have an account with us
    SC- No I don't
    KS- Uh sir yes you do, you purchased nasal spray with us last year it was $4 000.
    SC - No I didn't
    KS Ok so some other dude with your name and at your old address bought $4K worth or product you are now trying to buy....riiiiiiight.......
    rinse, lather, repeat...a few times
    SC - No last year I was on Horny Goat Weed nasal spray
    KS - Ok so you were on Horny Goat weed and our nasal spray?
    SC - No Horny Goat Weed Nasal Spray...
    Rinse lather repeat a few more times
    SC - No that's what it was called Horny Goat Weed Nasal spray
    KS - Sir there is no GOAT!

    CW *looks over at KS slightly concerned and a WTF face*

    Now obviously this guy couldn't get through his head there was no Horny Goat Weed in his nasal spray, but apparently it sounded very wrong talking about goats in a place that primarily deals with such bodily functions.

    Another of her pet peeves is people divulging too much information. She is only a phone operator....she explains they will need to speak with a doctor and they still continue to inform her of their issues....and quite frankly she is annoyed she can't tell them "I DON"T CARE!!"

    Thanks, enjoy and I have invited her to join in the CS.com. fun!!
    every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.... for every person I can stand being around there is and eqaul and opposite idiot....... -_- damn stupid people

  • #2
    SC - No that's what it was called Horny Goat Weed Nasal spray
    KS - Sir there is no GOAT!


    I would like to use this as my signature. That is brilliant. (may I?)

    Excuse me while I continue to roll on the ground laughing like an idiot.
    SC - No that's what it was called Horny Goat Weed Nasal spray
    KS - Sir there is no GOAT!

    - Kiarna

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    • #3
      Quoth Kiarna View Post
      SC - No last year I was on Horny Goat Weed nasal spray
      KS - Ok so you were on Horny Goat weed and our nasal spray?
      SC - No Horny Goat Weed Nasal Spray...
      Rinse lather repeat a few more times
      SC - No that's what it was called Horny Goat Weed Nasal spray
      KS - Sir there is no GOAT!
      Did it really matter if he called what he got last year horny goat nasal spray or not? The rest was annoying, but I don't see any reason to argue about this part, am I missing something?

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      • #4
        Well, considering it's a pharmaceutical that can have potentially dangerous side-effects if taken in conjunction with other medications, it's wise to make sure that the customer really has an idea what it is he'll be taking, but if he wants to say he never had an account with them, let him :P Just use the same account.
        GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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        • #5
          Quoth tollbaby View Post
          Well, considering it's a pharmaceutical that can have potentially dangerous side-effects if taken in conjunction with other medications, it's wise to make sure that the customer really has an idea what it is he'll be taking, but if he wants to say he never had an account with them, let him :P Just use the same account.
          But he wasn't going to take it, it's what he took last year.

          You have his record, so if he wants to think it's salty donkey ball sweat, why argue?

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          • #6
            Quoth DesignyMia View Post


            I would like to use this as my signature. That is brilliant. (may I?)

            Excuse me while I continue to roll on the ground laughing like an idiot.

            Yeah that's fine.....as long as I brought some sort of joy to someone's life.
            every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.... for every person I can stand being around there is and eqaul and opposite idiot....... -_- damn stupid people

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            • #7
              I have no idea why the arguement went on.
              I am not actually sure if it's a problem using both types of medication, my sister isn't one of the doctors at the place.
              I have no idea why the argument ensued, I can only assume it was due to the fact our customer wanted to clear up the fact he didn't have an account and wanted everyone to know exactly what he took. I only summise this as my sister tries to stay on the phone as little as possible to no end up being told the intimate details of people dysfunctions.

              But if I find out I will post the reason!!
              every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.... for every person I can stand being around there is and eqaul and opposite idiot....... -_- damn stupid people

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