When you are a programmer and invest eons in developing business web software, NOTHING beats the customer who is foaming at the mouth and bat shit stupid. Not only do they panic over everything, but EVERYTHING is your fault all the time al-ways because they said so!
"Why won't this work!?!?!"
"You mean this needs a database connection? What's that!?"
Oh, just kill me. I have a message that states, in the website, "PHP/MYSQL required"
I have a readme file showing them to install it with a link to buy an install
I have a VIDEO that they must watch so they learn HOW to install it and use it that SHOWS them how to install/create the database and the appropriate connections/permissions
Its' ass if they spend all day watching hee haw and infomercials, burp a few songs and then decided its' time to make some big bucks! They probably put their mouse on the floor and wonder why the foot pedal won't spit $100 bills out of the laptops butt hole
I just cannot take it anymore. They are such rotten garbage flesh feces that really serve no other purpose than to be fed into a hungry volcano. I hate these customers, especially because they refuse to learn the software/basic web technology and they are all broke as I am!
"Why won't this work!?!?!"
"You mean this needs a database connection? What's that!?"
Oh, just kill me. I have a message that states, in the website, "PHP/MYSQL required"
I have a readme file showing them to install it with a link to buy an install
I have a VIDEO that they must watch so they learn HOW to install it and use it that SHOWS them how to install/create the database and the appropriate connections/permissions
Its' ass if they spend all day watching hee haw and infomercials, burp a few songs and then decided its' time to make some big bucks! They probably put their mouse on the floor and wonder why the foot pedal won't spit $100 bills out of the laptops butt hole
I just cannot take it anymore. They are such rotten garbage flesh feces that really serve no other purpose than to be fed into a hungry volcano. I hate these customers, especially because they refuse to learn the software/basic web technology and they are all broke as I am!
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