You know how customers are always making suggestions on how your company can improve its service? Once in a blue moon the suggestion might not be a bad idea. Most of the time however, they're just downright unworkable, unreasonable or just plain stupid.
The first one on the list is mine, actually suggested to me on more than one occasion when I worked for a cable company. The rest I've heard from others:
1."You know, you shouldn't cut off service just because we can't pay a bill every now and then. You'll lose a lot of good customers that way." (Uh, no...the good customers are the ones who regularly pay their bills ON TIME)
2. In a bookstore - "You shouldn't be so fussy about people wanting to read magazines before buying them. How do we know we want to buy it if we can't read it first?" (That rule is in place for two reasons; if several people are standing at the magazine stands reading them, it impedes other customers ability to access them - you know, the ones who might be more inclined to actually BUY them. And secondly, if you want to read magazines for free, go to a friggin' library. Reading the magazine and then deciding you don't want to purchase it is like being allowed to eat half a chocolate bar, decide you don't like the taste of it and don't want to buy it)
3. From my ex-roomie, who used to work in an electronics store: "You should make your prices a bit more affordable for people like me who are on welfare." (Seriously, that one is asinine and wrong on so many levels I'm not even going to grace it with a response)
Feel free to add your own.
The first one on the list is mine, actually suggested to me on more than one occasion when I worked for a cable company. The rest I've heard from others:
1."You know, you shouldn't cut off service just because we can't pay a bill every now and then. You'll lose a lot of good customers that way." (Uh, no...the good customers are the ones who regularly pay their bills ON TIME)
2. In a bookstore - "You shouldn't be so fussy about people wanting to read magazines before buying them. How do we know we want to buy it if we can't read it first?" (That rule is in place for two reasons; if several people are standing at the magazine stands reading them, it impedes other customers ability to access them - you know, the ones who might be more inclined to actually BUY them. And secondly, if you want to read magazines for free, go to a friggin' library. Reading the magazine and then deciding you don't want to purchase it is like being allowed to eat half a chocolate bar, decide you don't like the taste of it and don't want to buy it)
3. From my ex-roomie, who used to work in an electronics store: "You should make your prices a bit more affordable for people like me who are on welfare." (Seriously, that one is asinine and wrong on so many levels I'm not even going to grace it with a response)
Feel free to add your own.
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