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  • Dear All of my Customers:

    Shit happens. Things break. Computers fail. Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place.

    Therefore, when our computer system goes down, rendering us unable to process credit cards or use our handheld scanners, going all Mr. or Ms. Crankypants on us isn't going to get things fixed faster.

    So when you ask me to scan a UPC and tell you the price of an item and I tell you none of our scanners aren't working, don't complain that I'm too lazy to do my job. Don't give me a cat butt face when I tell you I have no idea when it will be fixed. Don't seek out whatever manager(s) you can find and scream at them. They don't know when things will be back up and running either.

    If you have a carryout, don't go up to the service desk and shriek "When are they going to bring up my item? I'm in a hurry!" at the people behind the desk. Due to the scanners not functioning, we have to locate items by wandering around the backroom until we finally stumble upon them.

    Seriously, just chill out and shut up. The tech is on her way.

    Oh, and don't fill up your cart with shit and abandon it when you can't pay with your credit card. When we first knew that the system was down, we put up signs on the entrance doors (you know, the ones you should've walked through to get here, but half of you people enter through the exit doors so why did we bother?) saying we couldn't accept credit cards until further notice. There were 12 carts full of stuff at the service desk for the floor people to put away--on the eve of a corporate visit to boot, so they couldn't get any straightening done.

    Oh yeah, our computer system went down for a few hours yesterday. Why do you ask?
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  • #2
    I come across this problem a lot lately, so I now have nearly 100$ stashed in my wallet for in case it happens while I'm out grocery shopping. I buy a lot when I grocery shop (my most recent trip bought me four loaves of bread, 8 lbs of peanut butter, a case of cereal bars, two cases of easy pull open cans of soup, a giant container of Germ-X, two gallons of apple juice, four gallons of water, and several cases of fruit cups. Did I mention I was shopping for Hurricane Ike?)

    I need to buy meat.....
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    • #3
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      I come across this problem a lot lately, so I now have nearly 100$ stashed in my wallet for in case it happens while I'm out grocery shopping. I buy a lot when I grocery shop (my most recent trip bought me four loaves of bread, 8 lbs of peanut butter, a case of cereal bars, two cases of easy pull open cans of soup, a giant container of Germ-X, two gallons of apple juice, four gallons of water, and several cases of fruit cups. Did I mention I was shopping for Hurricane Ike?)

      I need to buy meat.....
      IDK about now, and idk where you are, but Sam's Club on 45/El Dorado has meat.

      This is exactly why we keep cash.
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      • #4
        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
        I come across this problem a lot lately, so I now have nearly 100$ stashed in my wallet for in case it happens while I'm out grocery shopping. I buy a lot when I grocery shop (my most recent trip bought me four loaves of bread, 8 lbs of peanut butter, a case of cereal bars, two cases of easy pull open cans of soup, a giant container of Germ-X, two gallons of apple juice, four gallons of water, and several cases of fruit cups. Did I mention I was shopping for Hurricane Ike?)

        I need to buy meat.....
        Kroger in Alvin off state highway 35 has meat!!



        This is happening a lot at my store now. Our controllers constantly stop working sometimes freezing all the registers. Some registers have scanners that only work when they feel like it. Oh and don't get me started with SCO. Sometimes I wonder if it's really worth it to have all these computers running everything. What are they going to do if we're all SCO with only 3 'cashiers' and the system goes nuts. Sigh I'm starting to hate computers, well at least at work.

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        • #5
          I have...nevermind

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          • #6
            I KNEW there was a reason my dad kept saying to keep some cash on hand!
            Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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            • #7
              Oh I SO relate to this post. Last weekend out debit was down, but the store DIDN'T post signs or make any announcement until a few of us (me too) phoned our super to say "We are getting eaten alive out here, PUT UP THE FUCKING SIGNS!"

              yeah. the population in that store (8 buggy lineup and we were short staffed) was ANGRY MOB.

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              • #8
                I'm not telling you how much cash I have on me....I don't wanna get mugged.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                  Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place.
                  Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

                  Heh. I love that movie.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth KnitShoni View Post
                    IDK about now, and idk where you are, but Sam's Club on 45/El Dorado has meat.

                    This is exactly why we keep cash.
                    Actually Sam's takes credit cards now (except AmEx)....though they only advertise MC and Discover as acceptable, my Visa works just fine too.
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                    • #11
                      Last time I ran into this the SC was like "fine, I'm going to <competitor>, their computers NEVER go down!"

                      Yeah suuuuuure they don't.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
                        Last time I ran into this the SC was like "fine, I'm going to <competitor>, their computers NEVER go down!"

                        Yeah suuuuuure they don't.
                        Sure they do! they stay up alllllll the time....and rivers flow uphill, and the sun is made of egg yolks....
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place.
                          Best Movie EVAR.
                          "Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS

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                          • #14
                            Quoth clod75 View Post
                            Oh I SO relate to this post. Last weekend out debit was down, but the store DIDN'T post signs or make any announcement until a few of us (me too) phoned our super to say "We are getting eaten alive out here, PUT UP THE FUCKING SIGNS!"

                            yeah. the population in that store (8 buggy lineup and we were short staffed) was ANGRY MOB.
                            I feel for you. Our system has been crashing once every two weeks or so, and I hate having to tell people that we can only accept cash. Plus, the assholes at corporate only want our theatres to have a minimum of signs, so we have to tell the customers ourselves about it. And when I say cash, I mean ONLY cash. we can't even accept gifts cards when it goes down.

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                            • #15
                              We had a switch fail that knocked out all the side registers and hand-held scanners. All we had we the FE registers, the floral. bakeshop and deli registers were down. The reactions some customers gave when they learned they would have to pay for a coffee in the front was so horrible that a few walked out.

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