How disgusting....NOT

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Was doing my usual big important morning things today when I got paged to clean up the mens bathroom. Apparently a customer stopped by the service desk to tell the people there the mens room was "disgusting".

I put on my rubber gloves, filled the mop bucket with water and a tiny bit of bleach, held my breath, and walked in, expecting to see the results of somebody entering a restroom stall, pulling down their pants, and spinning around in a circle while spraying diarrhea all over the place.

Instead I discovered....a little pee on one of the toilet seats and a piece of paper toweling on the floor.

You took me away from my work for THIS?! This was so disgusting as to result in the complete ruination of your shopping experience?! Did I just get visited by the local germaphobe or something?

Le sigh. Why do these people come in on my days to work?

[Evil Queen]

Because they had to ruin someone's day?

[nomorecarts]

someone at my store shat themselves, and it dripped all the was down the aisle leading to the restroom, into the stall, then they blew more all over the stall. THAT was disgusting, not a little bit of pee

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Because they had to ruin someone's day?

So ruin Numbnuts' day! Not mine!

[IEatCustomers4Breakfast]

someone at my store shat themselves, and it dripped all the was down the aisle leading to the restroom, into the stall, then they blew more all over the stall. THAT was disgusting, not a little bit of pee

Is it wrong that I LoL'd at that?

[Crazeyal]

Ghoddd The stories I could tell... Thank me for NOT sharing...

[Kirkygirl]

Is it wrong that I LoL'd at that?

Yes, I lol'd too. My bad.

But for me, it was because I was picturing, in cartoon style, dude running down to the bathroom, holding both hands to his ass.

[nomorecarts]

Is it wrong that I LoL'd at that?

no, not at all

[Jory]

I went to a diner once for breakfast, and it was all good, I ordered my food, then went to the bathroom. Bad mistake. There was shit all over the floor. And I just wanted to wash my hands. *shudder* Iiiiiccckkk. I couldn't eat my food after that.

My server had followed me and was cussing about it. ^_^;;

[Apathy]

What does this guy expect from a public bathroom?
I'm assuming that you don't work at the Ritz.

[XCashier]

I don't get it. Someone's sphincter goes Mount Vesuvius all over the bathroom, nobody says a word. A drop or two of urine and a piece of paper on the floor, and some customer complains about how "disgusting" the bathroom is.

[protege]

You want disgusting? I worked at a scout camp. We'd get kids who would think they were Picasso...and "decorate" the facilities with feces. Let me tell you, that was pretty nasty. So nasty, in fact...we'd use brooms to remove it. I don't know about you, but I didn't get paid enough to scrape shit off of walls

What really sucked though, were the bastards who would *trash* the restrooms and complain about the mess...after they'd just been cleaned. After about the second time of that one day, we'd had enough. The entire staff threatened to quit meaning management was squeezed. They actually told campers that we weren't going to clean the restrooms again--if it was trashed, too bad. We'd deal with it after they left, including hosing the place out.

[ta2ooed1]

While I totally see the irritation factor, I'd much rather dealing with a false alarm rather than something that is truly disgusting.

[Geek King]

You want disgusting? I worked at a scout camp.

Geez, Protege, I'm sorry you got stuck with little jerks like that. What a wonderful image those scouts are putting forth, and their leaders were letting them get away with it!

The camp I worked at never had that issue, mainly because latrines were the responsability of the troop staying at that campsite. They weren't allowed to leave until the campsite was cleaned to the level of not looking like they had been there, except for the provided equipment from the camp. If they did somehow sneak off, their local Council was notified, and the troop billed for cleanup. The people on the Council are not amused by kids who make the scouts look bad like that.

[loveisuneven]

look on the bright side!
at least it wasn't a disgusting mess that you had to clean up!!!