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    I work for a furniture manufacturer. I work with customers to help them design custom furniture. Our normal quote turn around time is about 48 hours. I did a quote for a customer that looked like this.

    1) Table X by X, $XXX
    2) Table Bases $XXX
    3) Table Top Power Door $XXX
    Subtotal for Powered Table Option: $XXXX
    4) Table X by X, $XXX
    5) Table Bases $XXX
    Subtotal for Non-Powered Table Option: $XXXX

    The quote request came in Tuesday at 8:45 PM. They are in pacific time, I'm in Eastern... but even if I was in their time zone that would be 5:45. I got it first thing Wednesday morning, and since it was easy I just did it quickly and sent it out at about 11am that morning. That is 8am their time, so they requested it at 5:45 and got it back at 8am.

    Then Wednesday afternoon about 4 I get an e-mail "I need you to revise this quote to get rid of the power option, they want to see what that costs." As soon as that popped in I replied back "The first subtotal is for the table with power, the second subtotal is for the table without power."

    Wednesday I was working some overtime, so I ended up being here until 6:30. At about 6 I get an e-mail form them "I need you to revise the quote to make the table 2' longer." I was already in that system, so I just pulled it up and did it really fast for them. I left both of the first two subtotals there, then copied both, and modified the length, so they now have the short length with and without power, and the longer length with and without power. I sent that out at 6:30 right before I left. So, it was on my desk for 30 minutes.

    I come in this morning to an e-mail that was written to my boss and I was copied on:

    " We lost the XXX project because of lack of responsiveness. What can we do to speed up the quote process?"



    Here is my reply:
    "The first request came in 3 hours and 45 minutes after we closed, and 45 minutes after close of business in your local time. It was returned to you before you came into the office at 9 am your time.

    The second request was a revision request, requesting what was already quoted. You asked for it at 4pm the same day I sent you the first quote. I replied in under 5 minutes explaining that you were asking for an option that was already clearly called out as being included in the quote.

    The third request came in at 6 pm, an hour after close of business here. I happened to be staying late, and went ahead and did your quote and had it back to you in under 30 minutes.

    Our average quote turn around time is 48 hours. I fulfilled three requests in one day. One request came in after close of business and was retuned before open of business, the second request was returned in 5 minutes, the third in under 30 minutes.

    What areas would you like us to improve upon?

    I sent that reply to them and copied my boss. My boss replied "I guess we are supposed to send them the quotes before they think to ask for them."

  • #2
    Woot! Talk about pwnage!
    SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
    SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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    • #3
      But...but...but.... It's still your fault we lost the project.

      "It's not easy being evil in a world that's gone to Hell" ~ Anton LaVey

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      • #4
        That's what you get for not taking the blue pill when you started. The blue pill would have given you telepathic powers.
        SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
        SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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        • #5
          Nicely done. They never think their little lies all the way through, do they?

          This reminded me of something one our resellers pulled last week. I'm going to post it now.
          The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

          The stupid is strong with this one.

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          • #6
            Quoth bob the goat View Post

            " We lost the XXX project because of lack of responsiveness on our part. What can we do to speed up the quote process?"
            Edited for my amusement, and more than likely what actually happened.

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            • #7
              Quoth Chanlin View Post
              Edited for my amusement, and more than likely what actually happened.
              Or, We changed our minds but we don't want to admit it so we're going to blame the other guy.
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #8
                Good grief you really deal with some whiners. My other choice of descriptions are not appropriate for this board.
                A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                • #9
                  Looks like they fail big time on the Blame Game.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth technical.angel View Post
                    That's what you get for not taking the blue pill when you started. The blue pill would have given you telepathic powers.
                    Nah, that's the green pill. The blue one gives you an erection.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #11
                      The stupid, it burns.
                      Enjoy my latest stupid quest for immortality. http://1001plus.blogspot.com/

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                      • #12
                        Quoth bob the goat View Post
                        I sent that reply to them and copied my boss. My boss replied "I guess we are supposed to send them the quotes before they think to ask for them."
                        Was there a response to that, Bob? I'm curious to know if they accepted that as a valid answer and took like adults or if they got insulted and tried to get your boss to fire you for "being rude" or something equally stupid.
                        I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
                        - Bill Watterson

                        My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
                        - IPF

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                        • #13
                          "One pill makes you larger
                          And one pill makes you small
                          And the ones that mother gives you
                          Don't do anything at all"

                          *Runs away*
                          The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                          "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                          Hoc spatio locantur.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth HawaiianShirts View Post
                            Was there a response to that, Bob? I'm curious to know if they accepted that as a valid answer and took like adults or if they got insulted and tried to get your boss to fire you for "being rude" or something equally stupid.

                            No response. They have no grounds to reply. I have proven that they can not reply negativly, and if they reply with "oops" then they are calling themselves idiots. (which would be the first accurate thing they said).

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                            • #15
                              mmmmm greenies

                              Yes, I worked for a company once and got told the story of greenies. This was back when a company could have a medical supply cabinet that included otc meds like pain relievers, allergy meds etc. Apparently they had a pain pill they nick named greenies . . .it was legal to buy . . .however it had an extra little punch to it . . .which could lead to a failed pee test. (The amount of people who told me this story let alone which people . . .I believe it)

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