Hello all! This is my first time, so be gentle...
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Hello Mr. Alumni! Welcome back to your alma mater!
No, we don't validate parking, even for alumni.
Sorry, your being an alumni does NOT have any weight on chances for your student being accepted (and her friend's chances too).
Nor does it affect their scholarship eligibility.
Yes, I'm serious.
The Dean of Admissions will tell you the same thing.
Just because you see the face of my top tour guide in the presentation does not automatically mean she can emerge from the depths of the office any time you want her to. Thankfully, due to a coincidence, she will be here at 130pm. That is your one and only freebee for the day.
Oh, and thank you for not showing up to meet her at 130 after you requested her gracious presence to kiss you and your students ass.
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Hello Mr. Alumni! Welcome back to your alma mater!
No, we don't validate parking, even for alumni.
Sorry, your being an alumni does NOT have any weight on chances for your student being accepted (and her friend's chances too).
Nor does it affect their scholarship eligibility.
Yes, I'm serious.
The Dean of Admissions will tell you the same thing.
Just because you see the face of my top tour guide in the presentation does not automatically mean she can emerge from the depths of the office any time you want her to. Thankfully, due to a coincidence, she will be here at 130pm. That is your one and only freebee for the day.
Oh, and thank you for not showing up to meet her at 130 after you requested her gracious presence to kiss you and your students ass.
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