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  • "I Tried Everything!"

    These are my least favorite words from my least favorite co-worker.

    At least once per week the senile old bag will approach me about a computer and say "This one won't let people log on."

    I always ask, "Did you reboot it?"

    "I tried everything."

    "What error are you getting?"

    "No tree or server."

    "Did you reboot it? That usually fixes that error."

    "I tried everything."

    "Did you click shutdown and restart?"

    "Oh, no I was about to try that."

    Same person. Same problem. Every. Single. Week.


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    "Obviously, your definition of everything is a little lacking. Come back to me when you have, in fact, tried everything. That includes starting from the basics and ends when you have taken the computer to Tibet for spiritual awakening. Have fun."
    Marvin: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

    Krispy Kreme puts the "ugh" back in "doughnuts".

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