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  • Seriously, don't waste my time...

    Today we had a high school group on campus for a tour. Normally these are hit and miss, as students who are away from their parents act differently when they are around their buddies on a tour... some may really care about attending, some are here for a free trip.

    I *HAD* a good feeling about today's group despite a tepid response to my presentation... that was until I saw the stack of contact sheets (we collect these from students so we can mail them info).

    It was dumb luck that this one was right on top... under "expected enrollment date" this student decided to write "f**k no."

    I saw it and first thought nothing of it, assuming that the student just wrote "Mickey Mouse" or something for his name.

    Nope!

    Instead, he put his full name, his address, phone... everything...

    That pushed me over the edge, so I went back into the room, stopped the tour guides and called the little punk out in front of his friends - I called out the name and asked who it was. He raised his hand and that's when I lost it...

    I asked why he put this on my forms (angrily) and his smug expression quickly turned into fear as I knocked him down a few pegs in front of his friends. I said that I don't think he needs to go on tour - stopped myself and said that he WILL NOT be going on tour and asked the teachers if there was a place they could put him. The one teacher emphatically said yes (and seemed to be as pissed as me) and all the time he is stuttering and epically failing at forming a complete sentence, trying to come up with excuses and etc... so I said that he is not going on tour, he is not going to waste my time or my tour guides' time.

    I left the room after telling the rest of the group to not waste our time, and the last I saw of the guy was he was being escorted out by a teacher who was giving him an earful.

    A very satisfying moment... and Mr. Joe Cool wont be so cool anymore.

  • #2
    That was quite awesome. Nice to see some ownage.

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    • #3
      Kids are dumb sometimes. He probably thought his friends would think he was cool but they need to realize its not a joke to mess with someone's job for their own amusement. What kind of tour was it? If I can ask....

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      • #4
        Pwned! That was so awesome. I love to see punks get beat down in front of their friends.
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        • #5
          Definitely awesome.
          whohatesshrimp?

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          • #6
            Great response! But don't you just want to shake kids like that and tell them that this is their FUTURE they are screwing up? They may be "top dog" in homeroom but they are just chum in the real world.
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #7
              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
              Great response! But don't you just want to shake kids like that and tell them that this is OUR FUTURE they are screwing up?
              Edited to emphasize that these 'kids' will eventually be running things when we are still here, albeit a little older and grayer.
              Hence, they will be fucking up things for all of us.
              "It's not easy being evil in a world that's gone to Hell" ~ Anton LaVey

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              • #8
                Hindsight being 20/20, I wish I kept the form (I gave it to the teacher for evidence) and entered his names into our system, marked him as having "maximum interest" in the college so he would get endless amounts of mail and email from us

                And yea, maybe I could have been like "you are only hurting yourself" buuuuut, it was sweeter to pwn him in front of all his buddies.

                And actually, I SHOULD have kept the form, not to send tons of mail, but we could have noted it in his record here, so if he does apply it will come up and could potentially have damaging affects on his admission.

                Oh and this was a tour of campus that we give prospective students.

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                • #9
                  HEHEEHEH

                  PWNED!

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                  • #10
                    Awesome and a half.

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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        Haha, thx guys I am glad you enjoy!

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                        • #13
                          Quoth kirk2010 View Post

                          Oh and this was a tour of campus that we give prospective students.
                          obviously, some more prospective than others... damn, I remember when looking at colleges paying utmost attention... you know... deciding where you will be spending 4 plus years of your life isn't something to take lightly...
                          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                          • #14
                            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                            obviously, some more prospective than others... damn, I remember when looking at colleges paying utmost attention... you know... deciding where you will be spending 4 plus years of your life isn't something to take lightly...
                            But if you're getting a free ride from the Bank of Mom and Dad and have only one overriding interest (WHERE'S THE PARTY, DUDE?) then...

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                            • #15
                              Tell him he don't want to be working retail when he is in his 30's and he better get his act together. Point him towards here and let him read some horror stories to get the point across.

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