One bad family, 2 awesome customers

[scroob]

This woman and her son came into the store, and the kid was wreaking havoc, taking things off the shelves and putting them on the floor. When the mother got to my cw's line, they got into an argument, in which she said "how would you like it if he destroyed the whole store?" The cust behind her said "how about you control your kid?" Awesome cust #1. I turned around to see the kid pull all of the ties off the racks and place them on the floor! Little jackass! Dammit now we had to put them all back. The cust behind her whispered "birth control" behind her back to my cw. That makes her the most awesome customer we've had! Still, my cw was pissed to have to pick up the little kid's mess.
Damn customers suck, but sometimes there are good ones too.

[NightWatch]

Does it still count as birth control if ya get rid of the kid AFTER he's born? I think so...

[Geek King]

Does it still count as birth control if ya get rid of the kid AFTER he's born? I think so...

I think the law gets all flustered if you try to abort the fetus in the 43rd trimester. It is tempting sometimes.

[candyshopgirl]

I would had responded how would you like it if you have to pay for the things he breaks. I know at the old laundrymat I used to work at that worked everytime. I told the parents that they would have to pay for the carts or gum machine if their kids broke it. I was HATED by the parents that used to come in.

[Sheldonrs]

I think the law gets all flustered if you try to abort the fetus in the 43rd trimester. It is tempting sometimes.

I think a late term abortion is legal so long as the mother's life is threatened.
And believe me, if that mother had let her kid do that in a store I worked for, her life would be threatened!

[wraiths_crono]

I think a late term abortion is legal so long as the mother's life is threatened.
And believe me, if that mother had let her kid do that in a store I worked for, her life would be threatened!

hmmmm 43 trimesters/ 3months in a trimester = almost in highschool LOL!

[wagegoth]

Does it still count as birth control if ya get rid of the kid AFTER he's born? I think so...

Just drop them off in Nebraska, quickly, before the law changes.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Does it still count as birth control if ya get rid of the kid AFTER he's born? I think so...

Actually, from what I've read, there's no country on the planet that allows for a Post-Natal Abortion.

And if you still don't believe me, watch the episode of South Park where Mrs. Cartman tries to get one approved.

[Geek King]

hmmmm 43 trimesters/ 3months in a trimester = almost in highschool LOL!

About ten years old, actually. I think that's he number they used on South Park when Cartman's mother was trying to get him aborted.

[NateTheChops]

A woman sued McDonalds for spilled coffee and won.
A man sued the Tobacco company because he got cancer and won.
I'm sure you could find a way to kill the little miscreant and get away with it, just make sure you don't outline your plan here and it will be easier to deny it in court.

(Sadly I think about this stuff just a little too much.)

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Does it still count as birth control if ya get rid of the kid AFTER he's born? I think so...

Yes. You see it's too late since he was born, but you would be saving the future of humanity if you'd take him out of the gene pool before he breeds another generation.

[Boozy]

Comments about killing children are offensive and unnecessary. Knock it off.

[ditchdj]

Come to think of it, there's too many people in this world anyway for our system to handle. That's one reason why famine and unemployment is up and our available resources are plummeting.

[Boozy]

Oh, for the love of Pete!

FRATCHING.

Closed.