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..to be told off at this location!
Ok, so I'll set this up. I was at the register tendering a patient for her exam when this old bat comes into the store.
VPL= Very Patient Lady who I was tendering.
SOB= Stupid Old Bat or Sucky Old Bat...take your pick.
Me= Ta-dah!! (my thoughts'll be in these babies)
So I'm also setting up a follow-up for VPL when we hear:
SOB: HELLO!! HELLO!! HELLO!!
Yes, she was yelling.
Me: We'll be with you in a moment ma'am.
Me: I'm so sorry about that VPL.
VPL: No problem.
SOB: I WANT A CASE!!
Me: (WTF) I don't have any.
SOB: WHAT DO YA MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE CASES!
Me: Actually I do. They start at $10.
Me: I'm so sorry again VPL.
VPL: Don't worry about it.
SOB: WHAT ABOUT THE USED ONES?!
Me: No ma'am.
SOB: BUT C'MERE, C'MERE, C'MERE-
Me: (that's it!) MA'AM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A MOMENT!
This shuts her up and she decides to have a seat.
Me: I'm so sorry VPL.
VPL: It's okay, I understand. (this lady rocks!)
So, I finally get to finish with VPL and walk over to SOB whose sitting at one of the desks.
Me: Okay, now what can I help you with?
SOB: I wanna case like this!
Me: Ma'am, I told you that I didn't have any.
SOB: THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE ME F*&#ING WAIT!!!
At this point I'd had it. Once you curse at me all bets are off. So I lean over the desk toward her and tell her in a nice calm, low voice.
Me: Well maybe if you F*#%ing came in here with the right F#@*ing attitude, you wouldn't have had to F*$%ing wait!
SOB: Leave me alone!
Me: Now get the hell outta my store!
You come into my store to try to get something out of me for free and you have the nerve to curse at me? I think not. Now don't get me wrong, I respect my elders. But once you cross that line, I don't care how old you are.
The only people at the store at the time were the doctore and a guy that was fixing my desks and they couldn't stop laughing! My salesperson that was working with me was out to lunch at the time and very pissed that she had missed it. So were the other workers a few streets away that were just waiting to see who would be the first SC to be told off by me at the new location.
So again, CONGRATULATIONS, SOB!!
Ok, so I'll set this up. I was at the register tendering a patient for her exam when this old bat comes into the store.
VPL= Very Patient Lady who I was tendering.
SOB= Stupid Old Bat or Sucky Old Bat...take your pick.
Me= Ta-dah!! (my thoughts'll be in these babies)
So I'm also setting up a follow-up for VPL when we hear:
SOB: HELLO!! HELLO!! HELLO!!
Yes, she was yelling.
Me: We'll be with you in a moment ma'am.
Me: I'm so sorry about that VPL.
VPL: No problem.
SOB: I WANT A CASE!!
Me: (WTF) I don't have any.
SOB: WHAT DO YA MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE CASES!
Me: Actually I do. They start at $10.
Me: I'm so sorry again VPL.
VPL: Don't worry about it.
SOB: WHAT ABOUT THE USED ONES?!
Me: No ma'am.
SOB: BUT C'MERE, C'MERE, C'MERE-
Me: (that's it!) MA'AM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A MOMENT!
This shuts her up and she decides to have a seat.
Me: I'm so sorry VPL.
VPL: It's okay, I understand. (this lady rocks!)
So, I finally get to finish with VPL and walk over to SOB whose sitting at one of the desks.
Me: Okay, now what can I help you with?
SOB: I wanna case like this!
Me: Ma'am, I told you that I didn't have any.
SOB: THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE ME F*&#ING WAIT!!!
At this point I'd had it. Once you curse at me all bets are off. So I lean over the desk toward her and tell her in a nice calm, low voice.
Me: Well maybe if you F*#%ing came in here with the right F#@*ing attitude, you wouldn't have had to F*$%ing wait!
SOB: Leave me alone!
Me: Now get the hell outta my store!
You come into my store to try to get something out of me for free and you have the nerve to curse at me? I think not. Now don't get me wrong, I respect my elders. But once you cross that line, I don't care how old you are.
The only people at the store at the time were the doctore and a guy that was fixing my desks and they couldn't stop laughing! My salesperson that was working with me was out to lunch at the time and very pissed that she had missed it. So were the other workers a few streets away that were just waiting to see who would be the first SC to be told off by me at the new location.
So again, CONGRATULATIONS, SOB!!
That's too funny!! I hadn't even thought of that.
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