Wherein a customer admits to obnoxiousness

[fish3k1]

Couple weeks ago we had a huge upgrade on our copy and print centre, whereby all our copying machines were being replaced with newer models.

The supervisor for the department therefore has a sign up, on the desk, stating something to the effect of:

"We are currently in the process of upgrading our copy machines, and so are currently offering a reduced service.

We apologise for any inconvenience caused."

Enter the SC, who marches up the the desk, and promptly states they need one thousand copies done by the afternoon.

Supervisor says no, sorry, can't be done.

SC: Well why not?
Sup: We're upgrading all our systems, we can only handle small orders today.
SC: And how do you expect us to know?
Sup: Well there's a rather large sign there... *points not TWO FEET from the customer's head*
SC: I don't read signs!

Good god lady, I hope no-one lets you drive...

[Mr Hero]

SC: I don't read signs!

You and about a million other SC's. At least you were able to admit your problem.

[cinema guy]

You and about a million other SC's. At least you were able to admit your problem.

That is the first step to recovery.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

That is the first step to recovery.

And I know of people who'd say the second step to recovery would involve a boot to the caboose.

[MrSmiley]

SC: Well why not?
Sup: We're upgrading all our systems, we can only handle small orders today.
SC: And how do you expect us to know?
Sup: Well there's a rather large sign there... *points not TWO FEET from the customer's head*
SC: I don't read signs!

Sup: Well that's why I'm telling you.