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  • #1

    Thanks for making my leg warm on a cold and rainy day

    not sure if this is the right spot, but we'll try
    so there i go to starbucks today ( I HATE starbucks, im not into the whole trendy thing, but today i was craving cold coffee) anyways, i go to that little island they have for the creamer, and sugar stuff, where i find myself beside some other guy, i guess the container that holds his milk of choice was empty, so in a huff he turns around and wait for it..........knocks his drink over...then the following:

    me, well thats me....
    ahcg, ass hole coffee guy

    me: (staring at him).........
    ahcg:........yes?
    me: are you going to appoligize
    ahcg: for what?
    me: (are you fucking serious) you just spilled HOT coffee down my leg and on my shoes!
    ahcg: why were you standing there?
    me:WTF???!!! i was doing the same damn thing as you!
    ahcg:.....................
    me:...............well?

    so he walks off, i brush it off....what am i supposed to do? call my boss and let him know i need the rest of the day off because im in jail for this ass hole?
    i walk out while saying the words "fucking ass hole" loud enough so that he would hear me.
    lucky me i wasnt burned or anything, the slacks i were wearing were absorbing nicley (cashmire/wool) but it pisses me off that some douchsickle spilled coffee on me, my 120.00 pants, and 600.00 shoes.....the fucking nerv.....
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    What an assbag. Sociopath is my guess.
    Life's too short to drink cheap beer

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    • #3
      Quoth seigus View Post
      Sociopath is my guess.
      For spilling coffee and not apologizing? That's one hell of a statement.


      In any case, hopefully the coffee didn't ruin your shoes and pants.

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      • #4
        Too bad you didn't follow him and get his plate. You could have had him arrested or at least have filed a complaint against him.
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        • #5
          Okay, maybe a little strong, but a lack of concern for the effects of one's actions on others is a hallmark of sociopathy... Besides, it wasn't just spilling coffee, it was spilling it ON SOMEONE. Heck, sometimes I think "sociopath" is just a synonym for "sucky customer".
          Last edited by seigus; 11-04-2008, 06:39 PM. Reason: better reasoning
          Life's too short to drink cheap beer

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          • #6
            the shoes and pants are fine. it was more worried about getting burned. i left before my actions spoke instead of my mouth...i really wanted to hit the guy, but its not worth it....

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            • #7
              Quoth saranykm View Post
              it pisses me off that some douchsickle spilled coffee on me, my 120.00 pants, and 600.00 shoes.....the fucking nerv.....
              Wait, you spent 600 on shoes? What currency is this in?
              I know slightly off topic but those are some expensive shoes.
              How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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              • #8
                I had something similar happen many years ago back in Phoenix. (Tempe, actually, but whatever.)

                I believe I had been going job hunting or had had an interview or something, because I was dressed in dress slacks, a very nice very white dress shirt and a tie. After my interview/jobhunting/whatever the hell I was doing was done, I decided to stop into one of my favorite watering holes for a lovely libation. I know, I know.....what an odd thing for ME to do, right?

                Anyway, I felt like having a Guinness, which they had on tap at said watering hole. Ah, the joys of a draft Guinness.

                For those of you not familiar with Guinness, it is a very dark beer, basically about black in color.

                So I'm standing there in the bar's courtyard, in my spiffy duds, with my well-earned pint of Guinness. And this fucking douchenozzle who is standing in front of me manages to somehow elbow my arm without seeing me. Causing the Guinness, the entire pint of black beer, to spill right down my formerly white dress shirt.

                Now, I don't call the guy a douchenozzle for spilling my beer on me. I call him a douchenozzle for spilling my beer on me, not offering to buy me a new beer or pay for the costs of cleaning or replacing my shirt, not apologizing, not even turning around to acknowledge that he just elbowed a complete fucking stranger. THAT is a douchenozzle.

                For those of you wondering, no, Guinness stains do NOT come out of white shirts.

                Ever.

                "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                 Still A Customer."

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                • #9
                  Quoth saranykm View Post
                  my 120.00 pants, and 600.00 shoes.....the fucking nerv.....
                  First off... yeah that guys a total ass...


                  second.... $600!?!? for shoes!?

                  Gotta ask... what makes them worth that much?
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Lingering Grin View Post
                    second.... $600!?!? for shoes!?

                    Gotta ask... what makes them worth that much?
                    Jimmy Choo perhaps?
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth crazylegs View Post
                      Jimmy Choo perhaps?
                      Gezundheit.

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                       Still A Customer."

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Jester View Post
                        Gezundheit.
                        Very expensive shoes, women go potty for them (in the UK at least, don't know if they've crossed the pond or not..?)
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Lingering Grin View Post

                          Gotta ask... what makes them worth that much?
                          my guess is 100% geniun leather...
                          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                          • #14
                            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                            my guess is 100% geniun leather...
                            My magnum boots (hi leg) are genuine leather (and virtually bomb proof) but they cost £35-£40.
                            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth crazylegs View Post
                              My magnum boots (hi leg) are genuine leather (and virtually bomb proof) but they cost £35-£40.
                              Yeah, my friends have similar boots. Completely 100% genuine leather, look AMAZING, even IMPORTED, and the most expensive pair of those is only $200.

                              It's just $600, is basically a car payment + car insurance + GAS, for a MONTH...
                              (and you still might have enough left over for a pizza)

                              I wanna see these shoes
                              Last edited by Lingering Grin; 11-04-2008, 09:12 PM.
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