Duck honeymoon

[cinema guy]

Two ducks are on their honeymoon. They are staying in a posh hotel.

Mrs Duck: "Mr Duck, I want you to make mad, passionate love to me right now!"
Mr Duck: "Yeas!... Ah, I forgot to pack condoms."
Mrs Duck: "Phone room service, they'll have them.
Mr Duck: "But they'll be expensive."
Mrs Duck: "I don't care, it's our honeymoon."

So Mr Duck phones room service.

Room Service: "I'll send up some condoms right away. Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
Mr Duck: "On my bill? I'd suffocate."