*ring*
Me: <spiel>
SC: Oh who have I reached?
Me: The UPS Store.
SC: Oh. Yes. Do you have a notary?
Me: Yes, I am a notary, I'll be in till 5 o'clock today.
SC: Where are you located?
Me: We are at 123 Hell st. right next to Gottschalks, in the SaveMart shopping center.
SC: Hmmmm. Well, if I come in from the bottom of that one road that goes right up to Gottschalks, which side of the parking lot will you be on?
Me: Well, we are right next to Gottshalks, so if you drive up to Gottshalks you will see us.
SC: Ok so you are not on the side with Longs?
Me: Right.
SC: There is a Starbucks in there too somewhere, are you anywhere near that?
Me: No, Starbucks is on the opposite side of the shopping center. We are next to Gottschalks.
SC: Oh! Ok, do you have a sign that says notary?
Me: Well, yes but its a little small, you may not be able to see it from your car. Just look for the sign that says UPS Store.
SC: Do you have a sign that says the name of your company?
Me: .....Yes.
SC: Whats the name of your company?
Me: ....The UPS Store.
SC: And you are on Hell street?
Me: Yes. Next to Gottshalks.
SC: Oh. And how long are you open today?
Me: We are open until 6 o'clock, but I'm the notary and I am only here until 5 O'clock.
SC: Oh you are only there until 5 o'clock?
Me: Yes, I have to leave at 5, I have to be somewhere at 5:30.
SC: Do you have a sign posted with your hours?
Me: Yes, there is a sign on the front door stating our hours.
SC: Ok I'll be there at 5 o'clock for a notary. *click*
Perfect. I'll be leaving at 4:59.
*door dings, enter SC*
Me: "Good morning!"
SC: "Good morning? Oh I guess."
Me: "H ----"
SC: "Don't ask me how I'm doing please, my husband just broke his arm and he has been horrible to me and we dont have insurance to cover it right now, I may be losing my job because of the recession our company is doing layoffs and I'm so worried, thats the last thing we need right now, I just came in to look at your cards, they are such wonderful cards! I just love these! How much are they? Oh god here is the price on the back are you really asking $2.95?! Well thats just too much, I can't belive prices of everything now days, how do they expect people to get by? You have a nice day now." *leaves*
Well aren't you just a bucket of smiles?
Me: <spiel>
SC: Oh who have I reached?
Me: The UPS Store.
SC: Oh. Yes. Do you have a notary?
Me: Yes, I am a notary, I'll be in till 5 o'clock today.
SC: Where are you located?
Me: We are at 123 Hell st. right next to Gottschalks, in the SaveMart shopping center.
SC: Hmmmm. Well, if I come in from the bottom of that one road that goes right up to Gottschalks, which side of the parking lot will you be on?
Me: Well, we are right next to Gottshalks, so if you drive up to Gottshalks you will see us.
SC: Ok so you are not on the side with Longs?
Me: Right.
SC: There is a Starbucks in there too somewhere, are you anywhere near that?
Me: No, Starbucks is on the opposite side of the shopping center. We are next to Gottschalks.
SC: Oh! Ok, do you have a sign that says notary?
Me: Well, yes but its a little small, you may not be able to see it from your car. Just look for the sign that says UPS Store.
SC: Do you have a sign that says the name of your company?
Me: .....Yes.
SC: Whats the name of your company?
Me: ....The UPS Store.
SC: And you are on Hell street?
Me: Yes. Next to Gottshalks.
SC: Oh. And how long are you open today?
Me: We are open until 6 o'clock, but I'm the notary and I am only here until 5 O'clock.
SC: Oh you are only there until 5 o'clock?
Me: Yes, I have to leave at 5, I have to be somewhere at 5:30.
SC: Do you have a sign posted with your hours?
Me: Yes, there is a sign on the front door stating our hours.
SC: Ok I'll be there at 5 o'clock for a notary. *click*
Perfect. I'll be leaving at 4:59.
*door dings, enter SC*
Me: "Good morning!"
SC: "Good morning? Oh I guess."
Me: "H ----"
SC: "Don't ask me how I'm doing please, my husband just broke his arm and he has been horrible to me and we dont have insurance to cover it right now, I may be losing my job because of the recession our company is doing layoffs and I'm so worried, thats the last thing we need right now, I just came in to look at your cards, they are such wonderful cards! I just love these! How much are they? Oh god here is the price on the back are you really asking $2.95?! Well thats just too much, I can't belive prices of everything now days, how do they expect people to get by? You have a nice day now." *leaves*
Well aren't you just a bucket of smiles?
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