Plaidman makes baby Jesus cry.

[Plaidman]

So I had a woman race in, demanding for me to play her keno ticket before she runs out of time.

(Here, a keno is a gambling game that you bet money on, and try to match numbers. Its played every four minutes).

She wants me to play her four tickets, each a dollar.

Me: "Ok, four dollars"
SC: PLAY THEM! I'm going to miss the game!!!
Me: You got to pay for them first....
SC: But I got only a minute left!!
Me: ... plenty of time.....
SC: *Growls, but finds her card* Oooh! New scratch its!!
Me: ......
SC: *hmms and huhs, and picks some of the new scratch its*
SC: RUN THE CARD! HURRY!!!!!
ME: "Debit or Credit?"
SC: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
ME: *runs the card, it clears, then I put the numbers in*
SC: I MISSED IT!!!
ME: *thinking if she had just pay, and then buy scratch-its afterwards, she could have gotten her game*

SC: AHhh... gah... my NUMBERS CAME UP! I would have won 200 bucks!!!
ME: Ok....
SC: You made me miss my game! Because of you, I can't donate! YOU MADE BABY JESUS CRY!!! *storms out*
Me: .... Woot woot?

[blas]

Welcome to the club of people who have kicked puppies, taken food from children's mouths, and made Baby Jesus cry! Here is your official membership card!

If that's all it took for you to be initiated, I must have been elected. Gosh almighty, sometimes the Powerball drawing would be over, or I'd raise gas prices just moments before someone would drive to the station, or it'd be too late to sell alcohol, or the hotdog machine was broken.

[Lachrymose]

I didn't think people actually SAID that. I thought it was just an internet thing.

[smileyeagle1021]

whew... so glad I haven't made Baby Jesus cry yet (my church tells me I'm going to hell, but oddly not even they have told me I made Baby Jesus cry ) I have ruined several vacations though.

[blas]

I have made a lot of hotdogs cry.

[Racket_Man]

Welcome to the club of people who have kicked puppies, taken food from children's mouths, and made Baby Jesus cry! Here is your official membership card!

If that's all it took for you to be initiated, I must have been elected. Gosh almighty, sometimes the Powerball drawing would be over, or I'd raise gas prices just moments before someone would drive to the station, or it'd be too late to sell alcohol, or the hotdog machine was broken.

that was my exisitance at the gas station esp the PowerBall (either they wanted to play just after the machine shut down an hour before the drawing or the LAN/phone connection was out in the area), beer sales (but but OTHER bordering cities sell til midnight to WHY ARE YOUR BEEER DOORS LOCKED SOOOOOO EARLY????? or you are contributing to the decline in tourism or this is bad for tourists) and gas prices (not my problem then or now)

[blas]

Racketman, I always loved to quote the city ordinance that all liquor sales are final at 9:00 pm, but the city 5 miles away sells until midnight, so if you need your cheap beer that bad, get moving.

[Misanthropical]

Welcome to the club of people who have kicked puppies, taken food from children's mouths, and made Baby Jesus cry! Here is your official membership card!

If that's all it took for you to be initiated, I must have been elected. Gosh almighty, sometimes the Powerball drawing would be over, or I'd raise gas prices just moments before someone would drive to the station, or it'd be too late to sell alcohol, or the hotdog machine was broken.

Wow, I thought I was the only one accused of those things. I have also been accused of wanting senior citizens to go without their medicine and stealing from them.

I have also been told I ruined Christmas and that I hate children. Plus, I have obviously never had any of my own or I would understand. So, who wants to break the news to my children that I hate them and never actually had them?

[BaristaTrav]

Don't worry, the baby jesus hates me too. Mostly for my taste in music and political affiliations.

[Jester]

Am I the only one wondering if Jesus would really be crying because this asswaffle of a woman didn't get her gambling numbers run enough? Because honestly, nothing says "Savior of Christianity" or "Prince of Peace" like giving a couple hundred bucks to a degenerate gambler.........

[candyshopgirl]

wait a min....
Shes the one gambling and you made baby jesus cry.I could be wrong but gambling goes against the christian belief system.I'm christian but I break at least a few commendents everyday.Like wanting my neighbors doggie rufus....
Yeah Refus you big silly doggie running around the yard with your blankie....
Sorry just lost it for a moment

[smileyeagle1021]

wait a min....
Shes the one gambling and you made baby jesus cry.I could be wrong but gambling goes against the christian belief system.

nitpick/ depends on the denomination... many christian sects say gambling is OK as long as it is done in the spirit of sport or game, not in the spirit of greed /endnitpick

but yes, the irony of that woman saying that hasn't been lost on me.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I have made a lot of hotdogs cry.

I'm intrigued. Just how does one make a hot dog cry?

[donruss]

wait a min....
Shes the one gambling and you made baby jesus cry.I could be wrong but gambling goes against the christian belief system.I'm christian but I break at least a few commendents everyday.Like wanting my neighbors doggie rufus....
Yeah Refus you big silly doggie running around the yard with your blankie....
Sorry just lost it for a moment

Catholics don't seem to have a problem with gambling (bingo). I'm Catholic and not offended by it but anything further should probably be taken to Fratching just in case.

[One-Fang]

Nitpick: Failing to win didn't make baby Jesus cry. Failing to donate those winnings made him cry.

Wonder if baby Jesus would have cried if she'd played her game, her numbers hadn't come up, so she hadn't donated...?

Apparently baby Jesus doesn't care where the money for donations comes from.