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  • We are not Blocbuster nor are we social hall, gah. <of cours it's long it's by me>

    (This was back when i used to cashier.)
    Now at WM we had, still have clearly defined rules per video/DVD returns. The item(s)must be unopened to get a refund, if it's open you can exchange it for the same title only. This is all clearlt spelled out in our policybut we know SCs and reading.(they don't mix)
    Soooo...

    VI:Video Idiot
    ME: Me
    M: manager
    SM spineless manager

    VI: I'd like to return these DVDs.
    ME: Okay, <looks over DVDs> I'm sorry sir, sir these are open and as per company policy we cannot issue a refund...
    VI F-ck!!! These are fo' my kids, they already have them. I should get a refund.
    ME: I'm sorry sir, but..
    VI: GET ME SUPERIOR!!!!
    M: Hi, how can I help you?
    VI: This f-g says I can't return theseDVDS.
    M: Sir do not iuse that language, it's store policy that we do not issue a refund for opened DVDs.
    VI: F-ck, you f-g, you both are motherf-cking f-gs. Ypou'll burn in hell and I'll be heaven, now gimme a refund.
    M: Get out of this store now.
    VI: You can't make me!!
    M: Then, i'll get the police to do so<into his walkie> call the police.
    VI: F-ck you just doin' this cuz I be black, you uneducated...
    M: Sir, leave.
    VI: F-CK I'll be in heaven.(storms out)
    ME: <muttering. If he's in heaven I'd rather be in hell.
    So far so good right, well word got around about this guy and his abusive attitude. Of course SM had to have her say.
    SM: <to me> If you had issued a refund he wouldn't have been abusive, you should have issued a refund.
    ME: I'm sorry but if you want me to go against store policy, you will have to handle the refund.
    SM: I'll report you to the store manger.
    ME: Okay.
    ( I never got in trouble for this, thankfully)

    This was when i was a stock man.
    I hate holidays, SCs have ruined them for me. yes even Halloween.

    SHL: Sucky Halloween lady
    Marty(not his real name): fellow stock man
    ME: Me, again
    M: Manager

    SHL would come in every Halloween with her daughter in a Disney Princess costume, and a pumpkin carriage like the type in which Cinderella rode to the ball. It was well done if you like that sort of thing.<I don't>


    SHL Isn't my daughter beautiful( I had no idea she was talking to me)
    Me: Marty, can you see where these carts are getting stuck.
    Marty: Okay, <shoves cart wheels away from the rai> Try it now.
    Me: That's got it. Looks like we're good in here. Do you ant to stat the lines out side?(we leave lines outside so that the person who comes in in the morning doesn't have to run all over the lot getting carts)
    Marty: Cool.
    (he goes out, I start out when...)
    SHL: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!
    Me: I'm sorry ma'am did you need help with anything.
    SHL: Isn't my daughter beautiful???
    Me: I guess.
    SHL: YOU guess???
    Me: Yes ma'am...(I know i could have told her that her daughter was the most lovely thing in the world, but honestly no knowing these people it felt vaguely creepy)
    SHL: I'll talk to your manager!!!!!!!!!
    Me: Fine.
    (so, Marty and I do a couple of lines outside and fill the inside back up)
    Marty: I am going on my lunch.
    Me: Have fun.
    SHL : I want him fired!!!
    M: Why?
    SHL : He didn't say my daughter was beautiful I spent a lot of time on that costume and I am the customer, he should do what I say.
    M: Ma'am with all due respect his job is to make sure there are carts for our customers and to do carryouts, he does not have to critique Halloween costumes.
    SHL: You're not going to fire him???
    M: No.
    SHL: Fine I'll write to corporate and tell them that you ruined a girl's Halloween. And I'l go to a more family-friendly store! (leaves)
    M: Do whatever you want.
    Last edited by Crow The Robot; 11-15-2008, 11:57 PM. Reason: clarity

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    So... can I get a refund?
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    • #3
      Quoth Crow The Robot View Post
      SHL : I want him fired!!!
      M: Why?
      SHL : He didn't say my daughter was beautiful I spent a lot of time on that costume and I am the customer, he should do what I say.
      M: Ma'am with all due respect his job is to make sure there are carts for our customers and to do carryouts, he does not have to critique Halloween costumes.
      SHL: You're not going to fire him???
      M: No.
      SHL: Fine I'll write to corporate and tell them that you ruined a girl's Halloween. And I'l go to a more family-friendly store! (leaves)
      M: Do whatever you want.
      What a complete and utter psychopath! Oh lord I pity the man who eventually marries that daughter. By then she'll be so convinced of her own amazing wonderfulness (thanks to her EW mother) the poor man will be miserable.

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      • #4
        How pathetic! If your kid's self-esteem is so low that you have to beg/cajole/threaten for compliments from complete strangers, then that's pretty freaking sad.

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        • #5
          If I guy told me twice how I was I was going to hell and he was going to heaven, I'd have a pretty hard time not replying, "How'd you like to go right now?" I mean, murder wouldn't be any skin off my nose if I'm hellbound already...

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          • #6
            I hate HATE when people make assumptions about a retail drone's educations and/or training. I remember seeing an MSN post with the OP complaining about having just gratuated and not finding a job that paid substantially more than her "uneducated" general manager at <retail store>. Are you effing kidding me? Grow up already.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              Quoth Crow The Robot View Post
              SHL : He didn't say my daughter was beautiful I spent a lot of time on that costume and I am the customer, he should do what I say.
              Evil Aquty: But, Ma'am... you're daughter isn't beautiful.
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              • #8
                Quoth Music Mo-Gal View Post
                How pathetic! If your kid's self-esteem is so low that you have to beg/cajole/threaten for compliments from complete strangers, then that's pretty freaking sad.
                I think it's the mother's self esteem that's at issue.
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                • #9
                  Geez, it's a halloween costume, lady, chill...

                  I got told all day at work I (not my costume) was beautiful.

                  I was dressed as Mario.

                  Mario Mario.

                  Nintendo's Mario.

                  Nothing says sexy like a lil canadian girl in dungarees with facial hair.
                  Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

                  "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Shironu-Akaineko View Post
                    Geez, it's a halloween costume, lady, chill...

                    I got told all day at work I (not my costume) was beautiful.

                    I was dressed as Mario.

                    Mario Mario.

                    Nintendo's Mario.

                    Nothing says sexy like a lil canadian girl in dungarees with facial hair.
                    hmmmm, would a skinny american "guy" with falsies in a pink dress and crown be sexy to someone?

                    because I'm thinking I might be Peach/Toadstool next year.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth aqutalion View Post
                      Evil Aquty: But, Ma'am... you're daughter isn't beautiful.
                      I like the way you think.

                      Quoth bunnyboy
                      hmmmm, would a skinny american "guy" with falsies in a pink dress and crown be sexy to someone?

                      because I'm thinking I might be Peach/Toadstool next year.
                      Aaaannnnd there's my nightmare fuel for tonight. Thank you.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Belari View Post
                        What a complete and utter psychopath! Oh lord I pity the man who eventually marries that daughter. By then she'll be so convinced of her own amazing wonderfulness (thanks to her EW mother) the poor man will be miserable.
                        He won't have a say in the matter . . . else he'll be deflated with the prick of a pin.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          I like the way you think.



                          Aaaannnnd there's my nightmare fuel for tonight. Thank you.
                          LOL! except I seem to get girls going OMG HOT!

                          dunno why.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Crow The Robot View Post
                            SM: <to me> If you had issued a refund he wouldn't have been abusive, you should have issued a refund.
                            ME: I'm sorry but if you want me to go against store policy, you will have to handle the refund.
                            SM: I'll report you to the store manger.
                            ME: Okay.
                            This SM is worse than that ignorant asshole. At least VI has the excuse of being stupid. If you had just given him the refund to avoid a confrontation, how much you want to bet SM would have written you up for violating policy?

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                            • #15
                              same costume every year? how boring

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