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    So after lunch I went down to get a shipment of magazines.And then I went up to get me a coke zero.The box of magazines wasn't really heavy maybe 20 pounds but it just hard to hold on to. Well as I'm walking back to the store with my coke and trying to balance this box jackasses were bumping into and some even seen me coming and purposely walked over to my side of the hallway. One girl even knocked the box out of my hands and then looked at me like I'm the stupid one. What the bloody hell is it that hard to not bump into people.Maybe its because I'm only 4foot 11.

  • #2
    Wow. What absolute jerkwads.

    I'm sorry. Have some cookies.

    *gives*
    If there’s one thing women love, it’s the guy that just can’t seem to find the line that divides “Ha Ha” and “Stacey, get your purse, we’re leaving before he comes back.”.

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    • #3
      You're the same hight as RW!

      Balgram, did you take those cookies off the counter? They aren't done cooling yet!
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      • #4
        Don't you know? We short people have no reason to live, let alone do we deserve the same standard courtesy of people of normal height.

        But also being 4'11 I know what you mean. We're just easier to push around, I suppose, so why bother moving or making way for us? People are such ass hats . . .

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        • #5
          Here, have these cookies, then

          [MOS's a box from the shelf and hands them over]

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          • #6
            Quoth Crescent Cat View Post
            Don't you know? We short people have no reason to live, let alone do we deserve the same standard courtesy of people of normal height.
            Actually, you form a symbiotic relationship with the really tall people. You get stuff off low shelves for us, and we get stuff off really high shelves for you.
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            • #7
              Quoth Broomjockey View Post
              Actually, you form a symbiotic relationship with the really tall people. You get stuff off low shelves for us, and we get stuff off really high shelves for you.
              My hubby got down on his knees one day (to be as short as me)and said wow theres a lot more oxygen down here.

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              • #8
                Well, I'd like to say that I've helped more short people than I've hindered. (Except for the whole barbarian stereotype of 'hoist over the shoulder and parade your female trophy for all to see' as a joke)

                Besides; I actually do have a bad knee, so they're glad to help me out in reciprocation.

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                • #9
                  Awww...I totally understand. I am also 4'11 (and 3/4 - which yes I say everytime somebody asks me :-) I haven't had too many problems except the regular comments about being "vertically challenged" by people who obviously think I haven't heard that a trillion times before. Also, like you my SO is very tall 6'2 and I have noticed that people usually don't comment so much when you have a 6'2 woman standing next to you - either it is her height or they worry what she might do to them. :-)
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    You're the same hight as RW!
                    *Twitch*

                    You had to remind me, didn't you?
                    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                      *Twitch*

                      You had to remind me, didn't you?
                      ahwwww! *hugs RW* but it makes you cuuuuuuuuute.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth bunnyboy View Post
                        ahwwww! *hugs RW* but it makes you cuuuuuuuuute.
                        Gah! *Pushes* Why do people keep finding me cute? I'm not a 9 year old! gack! Air!

                        *Squeaks and gives up*
                        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                          Gah! *Pushes* Why do people keep finding me cute?
                          Oh yeah? I'm told you think I look cute It's karma.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                            Gah! *Pushes* Why do people keep finding me cute? I'm not a 9 year old! gack! Air!

                            *Squeaks and gives up*
                            well, there's cute, cuuuute, but that many is just....hey look over there. *tackleglomps*

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                              Oh yeah? I'm told you think I look cute It's karma.
                              Erk. >.0 DAMMIT EQ! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM THAT!

                              You heard NOTHING. Nooooooooothiiiiiiing.
                              Quoth bunnyboy View Post
                              well, there's cute, cuuuute, but that many is just....hey look over there. *tackleglomps*
                              Ack! Floor very hard on back!
                              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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