So as I posted once before I have craploads of xmas decorations because my inlaws used to own a auction.And now the people that used to own the house before us left all their xmas stuff so I have even more crap. So I gave some to the Sister in laws,my mom and myself and the rest I gave the store. So on to the story...
I decorated my huge store window(as I do every year).This year I have my (local)university lighted snowman in it that I won at last year's xmas party. Well I guess this jackass's mom saw in it the window and she wanted it...So here we go..
Jackass
Me
Jackass-comes in and looks lost and finally ask"wheres your xmas stuff"
Me-We don't have any.The book store up(thats all I got out)
Jackass- What you don't have xmas stuff?(getting kinda overworked)
Me-Yeah we don't have any.
Jackass- Well my mom saw that snowman and WANTS it.
me-well I'm sorry that stuff in the(once again thats all I got out.)
Jackass-WELL MY MOM WANTS IT!!THAT FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!(one eleventy)
WTF YOU SHOULDN"T BE ALLOWED TO PUT STUFF IN THE WINDOWS!!!!
RINSE LATHER REPEAT!!!!
This went on for atleast 15 mins. This guy wouldn't take no for a answer.And the crazy thing is that I don't even like the snowman,I mean its cute but I don't want it.Had he been nicer I would have probadly sold it to him.I just bought xmas presents and I don't have one dollar til this friday. Whats the old expression you catch more flies with honey.
What funnier is that he just came back looking pissed at the stuff in the windows.I mean really no matter how hard you look at it,its not for sale.
I decorated my huge store window(as I do every year).This year I have my (local)university lighted snowman in it that I won at last year's xmas party. Well I guess this jackass's mom saw in it the window and she wanted it...So here we go..
Jackass
Me
Jackass-comes in and looks lost and finally ask"wheres your xmas stuff"
Me-We don't have any.The book store up(thats all I got out)
Jackass- What you don't have xmas stuff?(getting kinda overworked)
Me-Yeah we don't have any.
Jackass- Well my mom saw that snowman and WANTS it.
me-well I'm sorry that stuff in the(once again thats all I got out.)
Jackass-WELL MY MOM WANTS IT!!THAT FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!(one eleventy)
WTF YOU SHOULDN"T BE ALLOWED TO PUT STUFF IN THE WINDOWS!!!!
RINSE LATHER REPEAT!!!!
This went on for atleast 15 mins. This guy wouldn't take no for a answer.And the crazy thing is that I don't even like the snowman,I mean its cute but I don't want it.Had he been nicer I would have probadly sold it to him.I just bought xmas presents and I don't have one dollar til this friday. Whats the old expression you catch more flies with honey.
What funnier is that he just came back looking pissed at the stuff in the windows.I mean really no matter how hard you look at it,its not for sale.
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