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  • Drunken Hobo Guy

    OK, let me explain.

    Drunken Hobo Guy is a guy that comes in every so often, prior to the bag-free lanes, he would go to any checkout regardless of the number of customers there and/or number of items he had, even though we'd suggest going to express because it's quicker, be quite rude to us and so forth. Wth the bag-free lane, now he comes up to one of us, snaps "gimme a bag" then toddles off to express. He's also rude to the smokeshop staff. And to top it off, he smells of alcohol.

    Well tonight he got his comeuppance.

    As we'd finished closing and were all impatient to get home, we were cleaning the registers when all of a sudden we hear "Security to the front of the store." All of a sudden there's a mass group of us hanging around the registers close by "cleaning." From what we could gather, security had followed him around and then confronted him by the drinks. I could barely hear anything, but I saw her pull a bottle of Coke out of his pocket. At that point, she escorts him out and he kicks the door, which sends our grocery manager and two of the other guys bolting after him. Turns out that DHG stole a bottle of alcohol as well.

    OK, so let's take a look at the list of FAIL...

    1. Stealing a bottle of liquor without thinking you were being watched by security.
    2. Sneaking into the store AFTER close, when all the checkout staff, nightfill staff etc. are cleaning, stacking shelves and so forth.
    3. Stealing a bottle of Coke in the drink fridges RIGHT in front of the checkout staff.
    4. Causing a nice biig scene in front of the checkout staff.

    And finally...

    5. Kicking the door on the way out.

    You sir, FAIL!!!!!
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

  • #2
    Wow, just when I thought that thieves could not get anymore brazen!

    I hope he's been banned.
    "500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
    ~Curly from the 3 Stooges

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    • #3
      Banned hell, I hope he's been charged.
      If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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      • #4
        I would think so on both counts (banned and charged). I now think he's done it before too without us noticing.

        Also a bonus gem:

        Lady comes through with about 7-8 items. She wants a bag for EVERY. SINGLE. ITEM. Sheesh, garbage bags DO NOT COST THAT MUCH!!!!
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #5
          Quoth Nyoibo View Post
          Banned hell, I hope he's been charged.
          He may have done it on purpose to get a safe place to sleep for the night.
          "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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          • #6
            No..

            If they do that, they drink the beer in the shop, so they get booze AND a free night.

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            • #7
              Quoth fireheart17 View Post
              I would think so on both counts (banned and charged).
              Even better!

              Please keep us informed as to whether there are anymore developments in this story.
              "500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
              ~Curly from the 3 Stooges

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