Five! Five racists! Ah ah ah

[Mr Hero]

Are these the same people ordering GK's pink camo pants?
This morning a SC wanted to check out. Did he express this desire in English? Nope. Spanish? Nope. He asked me in a dead language: Caveman. After he checked out using his dead tongue, he then decides to give me his whole life story and how he ended up staying at our hotel. At least GK gets the luxury of a hang up option.

CreditDebit cards
Me: Is this a credit or a debit card?
SC: It's a Visa.

Playing with a full deck of race cards
Let's count the alleged racists at our hotel.
1. Yours Truly
2. My attractive supervisor
3. The attractive new hire
4. The full-time night auitor
5. Some poor sap(s) at central reservations

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Playing with a full deck of race cards
Let's count the alleged racists at our hotel.
1. Yours Truly
2. My attractive supervisor
3. The attractive new hire
4. The full-time night auitor
5. Some poor sap(s) at central reservations

And what caused all of you to be branded racists?

[Stryker One]

I believe that not grabbing your ankles and/or not giving in to every insane request of the suctomer can get you branded as a racist.

[One-Fang]

Even if you're the same race as the claimant.

I want to know what the Caveman conversation sounded like!

[Calud]

"What do you mean you can't get me a Camel, two jehovas witnesses and a bottle of scotch in the middle of the night? YOU'RE RACIST!"

[Imogene]

Even if you're the same race as the claimant.

I want to know what the Caveman conversation sounded like!

"Uh, ugh, oooh, ugh."
</Planet of the Cavewomen>

[calulu]

Yeah, split, tell us how all of you earned the sobriquet 'racist'

[Mr Hero]

We earned the prestigious title of racist by quoting a price that he didn't like. Then when CRS quoted him the same price, they became racists too. According to the notes in his reservation, he believes that anyone who is American and fair-skinned is considered racist. That's the pot calling the kettle...oh never mind. That might be racist to finish that phrase.