Bumper Sticker Bottom Lines:

[dalesys]

Ever see a bumper sticker/billboard that made you want to pull out your sharpie/spray can and add on?

Start SEEING Motorcycles

(They're too damn hard to hit, otherwise)

Real Men Wear Kilts

(May I get that plaid in mauve, puce & ecru?)

If it ain't country, it ain't shit

(wudya mean, double intendre?)

Be KIND to animals: Don't EAT them!

(What about us horny cats 'n' roosters?)

[XCashier]

If it ain't country, it ain't shit

So if it IS country, it IS shit?!

[Jack T. Chance]

I saw one recently that read as follows:

I'm not driving too slow
YOU'RE SPEEDING!

One could always add onto that as follows:

(Thanks for that update, Captain Obvious!)

[dalesys]

More bumper stickers/billboards needing add ons?


Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

(Fast Angel = Half-Fast Driver)

SKYDIVE! 1-8xx-JUMP-NOW

(Bounce later)

Insurance by: Smith & Wesson

(Legal Services by Kalashnikov)

Cat Missing? Check my tires

(P.S.: We also wok dogs)

Happiness is Family Home Evening

(Monday Night at the Fights)

Note: LDS/Mormon practice is that Monday evening is reserved for your family... which works well with teens.

[Chromatix]

Your Skid Stops Here! -->
(On my Volvo's towbar.)

[Sheldonrs]

"My child is a "A" student at..."

pain in the
V
<My child is a "A" Student at...>

[MadMike]

A long time ago, I saw a comedian on TV that did a whole bunch of these. These are the only ones I can remember.

My other car is a Porsche
(My other car is Christine... and she's right behind you!)

As a matter of fact, I DO own the whole road!
(Then you won't mind fixing some of these potholes.)

If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it
(If my car were I gun, I'd loan it to you)

I owe, I owe, so off to work I go
(You'll pay, you'll pay, for the dopey things you say)

[draggar]

"My child is a "A" student at..."

pain in the
V
<My child is a "A" Student at...>

I have the best retaliatory bumper sticker to those:

"My Belgian malinois is smarter than your honor student".

[Akasa]

In school my best friend and I kept saying they needed to make bumper stickers appropriate for us. These bumper stickers would read:
"My honor student beat up your kid"
(You must have seen the "My kid beat up your honor student" ones.)

[XCashier]

In school my best friend and I kept saying they needed to make bumper stickers appropriate for us. These bumper stickers would read:
"My honor student beat up your kid"
(You must have seen the "My kid beat up your honor student" ones.)

I did see one that said, "My honor student sued your bully."

[CaroPhoenix]

I did see one that said, "My honor student sued your bully."

I love that one!

[It shouldn't]

My husband bought an old VW, which was used as a pizza delivery vehicle. On the back there's a sicker

" Driver carries less than $10 in cash"

I saw that and just couldn't help myself, underneath that in blue magic marker it now saya "he's married"

[smileyeagle1021]

My husband bought an old VW, which was used as a pizza delivery vehicle. On the back there's a sicker

" Driver carries less than $10 in cash"

I saw that and just couldn't help myself, underneath that in blue magic marker it now saya "he's married"

my mom did the same thing... she got one of those "driver carries less than $10 in cash" bumper stickers, then beneath it wrote "parent of a marching band student"

it's so true, anyone who's ever been in marching band or had a kid in marching band knows that the most common phrase heard the night after band practice is "mom, I need (insert dollar amount) for (insert band activity or supplies)"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

my mom did the same thing... she got one of those "driver carries less than $10 in cash" bumper stickers, then beneath it wrote "parent of a marching band student"

Reminds me of a license plate I saw hanging on the wall at the local DMV license plate office that read:

Driver carries NO cash
Wife and kids have it all.

I so want to get one of those and slap that thing on the front of my dad's truck. Now that's truth in advertising.

[sms001]

My favorite bumper sticker addendum was the "screw" sticker.

A round decal with a picture of a common ordinary household wood screw.

Now think about ALL the "I <3 My ..." stickers out there.............