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  • Breaking News!

    Father takes hammer to daughters cell phone after receiving $4,756 phone bill

    http://www.9news.com/news/article.as...3345&catid=188

    Guess the phone was hammered?

    Call it a smashing success?

    OK, I'll stop
    Testing
    "I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen."

  • #2
    oh, breaking news! I get it. Took me a second.

    I'm tired, gimme a break.
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    • #3
      Story sounds phony to me.

      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        I was going to post this, but fortunatley I checked beforehand.

        It's an amusing read.

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        • #5
          Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          I was going to post this, but fortunatley I checked beforehand.

          It's an amusing read.
          You might have angered the all mighty Broomjockey if you didn't!

          As for the story - it cracked me up. If course, I'm also thinking of Zoolander now (The files are INSIDE the computer!)
          Quote Dalesys:
          ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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          • #6
            I'd call this a hoax, but it rings of truth.
            Enjoy my latest stupid quest for immortality. http://1001plus.blogspot.com/

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            • #7
              I wondered what the breaking news title was for...but now I get it.
              I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
              Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
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              • #8
                Stop...Hammer time!

                "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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                • #9
                  Bad puns aside, if that were my kid they'd also be getting a job and paying the damn bill back themselves.
                  If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                    Bad puns aside, if that were my kid they'd also be getting a job and paying the damn bill back themselves.
                    Ditto. Heaven help my kids if their grades go down because they're too busy texting in class. ::deathglare::

                    Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
                    Stop...Hammer time!
                    ::giggle::
                    "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
                    - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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                    • #11
                      Quoth LingualMonkey View Post
                      I'd call this a hoax, but it rings of truth.
                      I don't think its a hoax. I worked in a cell phone retail store for 7 years.

                      1) Yes, I've seen texting bills that high and with phones like the LG Rumor and Samsung Rant (side-sliding phone w/ a QWERTY keyboard) I'm sure text messaging usage is skyrocketing.
                      2) Yes, I've seen people destroy their own phones over frustration (performance mainly) - some do it in the store.

                      The only part of it that screams hoax is that someone is taking action (and responsibility) for their own child's irresponsibility.

                      1) The parents aren't blaming the provider (which people do), the school, the teachers, or other people. They are blaming their daughter and punishing her accordingly - this shows restraint and RESPONSIBLE parenting on their part.
                      2) It is mentioned that the provider "got the bill down to a reasonable level" which means when they called they admitted the issue and were respectful to the representatives.

                      At least some good came out of it - her grades are back up.
                      Quote Dalesys:
                      ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Kogarashi View Post
                        Ditto. Heaven help my kids if their grades go down because they're too busy texting in class.
                        Yeah, their grades should be going down because of good old-fashioned laziness.
                        "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
                          Yeah, their grades should be going down because of good old-fashioned laziness.
                          That's how we did it back in my day! Is that too good for them?
                          "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
                          - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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                          • #14
                            Daddy brought down the hammer on daughter's phone usage and she got nailed.

                            That's all I got. Sorry.
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                              Bad puns aside, if that were my kid they'd also be getting a job and paying the damn bill back themselves.
                              Kid, there are a million lonely empty beer cans kicked to the side of the road calling your name... go find them.
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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