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Another white trash Wal-Mart story.
Usually I'm pretty safe from this kind of crap at Wal-Mart, since I started going there ONLY in the early morning (right after work, usually every other week on payday, but I needed some items for a baby shower this weekend, so I went today), but today proved to be different.
I was in the infants section trying to decide what color onesies to get, when I hear yelling and cursing.
Stomping down the aisle comes along a Jerry Springer Show reject, his facial hair more out of control than Tom Hanks' character in Cast Away, more holes in his shirt than Swiss cheese, said shirt was probably once white, but is now a really nasty, greasy, grimey dirty off white almost yellow, and of course, holes in his pants that are about 2 sizes too small, as he had a male muffin top.
He was on his cell phone, probably screaming at his girlfriend/sister. "They ain't got NONE!" "Well yer gonna hafta deal with what I gotcha!" "I told ye, they AIN'T GOT NONE!" "What the fuck do you want me to doabowdit?"
I guess it just makes me wonder......do people not realize how stupid they look/sound when they do stuff like that in public? I understand it's not healthy to be so insecure that you always worry what others think, but seriously......having a screaming fight on your cell phone in public? I can toss aside the horrific attire because almost no one in this God forsaken part of Wisconsin seems to ever want to dress in clean clothes, but how can you go out in public and proceed to act so ignorant or dumb or loud, and not care that you make a spectacle of yourself?
Usually I'm pretty safe from this kind of crap at Wal-Mart, since I started going there ONLY in the early morning (right after work, usually every other week on payday, but I needed some items for a baby shower this weekend, so I went today), but today proved to be different.
I was in the infants section trying to decide what color onesies to get, when I hear yelling and cursing.
Stomping down the aisle comes along a Jerry Springer Show reject, his facial hair more out of control than Tom Hanks' character in Cast Away, more holes in his shirt than Swiss cheese, said shirt was probably once white, but is now a really nasty, greasy, grimey dirty off white almost yellow, and of course, holes in his pants that are about 2 sizes too small, as he had a male muffin top.
He was on his cell phone, probably screaming at his girlfriend/sister. "They ain't got NONE!" "Well yer gonna hafta deal with what I gotcha!" "I told ye, they AIN'T GOT NONE!" "What the fuck do you want me to doabowdit?"
I guess it just makes me wonder......do people not realize how stupid they look/sound when they do stuff like that in public? I understand it's not healthy to be so insecure that you always worry what others think, but seriously......having a screaming fight on your cell phone in public? I can toss aside the horrific attire because almost no one in this God forsaken part of Wisconsin seems to ever want to dress in clean clothes, but how can you go out in public and proceed to act so ignorant or dumb or loud, and not care that you make a spectacle of yourself?
Even though the Happy Schnapps Combo beat me to that years ago.
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