Dear She-Bitch:
I would use your name in the salutation, but there are a couple of reasons why I didn't. First of all, the site where I am posting this frowns on such things and prefers to maintain the anonymity of everyone involved. Secondly, I don't know your name, so I was forced to make one up for you. Thirdly, dubbing you "She-Bitch" helps me vent.
I did not actually serve you in any way the day you visited our store. I did not actually see you, either. This does not matter. Your visitation to our place of business nevertheless had implications that would affect the rest of our work day.
You visited the store on a Wednesday, traditionally one of our slowest days of the week, and as such, one of the days when we are not very deeply staffed. Because of such "short-staffed-ness," we did not have any spare employees to give breaks when it was busy.
When you proceeded to visit our store and consume an hour's worth of our MOD's time, you delayed everything. Because he was not available on the front-line, he was not able to help at the self-checkout counter, and thus delaying his break, and the FDLP's break as well.
Our store closes at ten o'clock on weekdays. Because of you, and because we had to catch up on the breaks of everyone else on the front line after you left, the FDLP and MOD did not get their own meal breaks until 9:15. In addition, my coworker JB and I were supposed to go outside and do carts at 8:30 or 9:00, but were not able to go outside until 9:30, when the FDLP got back from his break.
He and I were forced to rush to get an hour to an hour-and-a-half's worth of work done in half an hour, and because that left us even more short-staffed inside than before, re-shops were not completed on time, the closing clean-up was not completed on time, and all the rest of the closing routine was delayed.
As a result, we left more than an hour late because of you. You earned the ire of everyone who worked in the store that night for delaying our escape to our homes. You earned the ire of a few people who shopped in the store because you usurped our MOD, thus preventing him from doing other aspects of his job, and preventing him from helping them. And doubtless, once the additional hour's worth of pay to everyone who worked that night hits the Home Office Accounts' books, you'll have earned the ire of the Home Office.
You've tarnished the soul of many people, She-Bitch. I hope you die in a fire.
Sincerely,
Jay 2K Winger.
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I feel much better having written all of that. -.-
I would use your name in the salutation, but there are a couple of reasons why I didn't. First of all, the site where I am posting this frowns on such things and prefers to maintain the anonymity of everyone involved. Secondly, I don't know your name, so I was forced to make one up for you. Thirdly, dubbing you "She-Bitch" helps me vent.
I did not actually serve you in any way the day you visited our store. I did not actually see you, either. This does not matter. Your visitation to our place of business nevertheless had implications that would affect the rest of our work day.
You visited the store on a Wednesday, traditionally one of our slowest days of the week, and as such, one of the days when we are not very deeply staffed. Because of such "short-staffed-ness," we did not have any spare employees to give breaks when it was busy.
When you proceeded to visit our store and consume an hour's worth of our MOD's time, you delayed everything. Because he was not available on the front-line, he was not able to help at the self-checkout counter, and thus delaying his break, and the FDLP's break as well.
Our store closes at ten o'clock on weekdays. Because of you, and because we had to catch up on the breaks of everyone else on the front line after you left, the FDLP and MOD did not get their own meal breaks until 9:15. In addition, my coworker JB and I were supposed to go outside and do carts at 8:30 or 9:00, but were not able to go outside until 9:30, when the FDLP got back from his break.
He and I were forced to rush to get an hour to an hour-and-a-half's worth of work done in half an hour, and because that left us even more short-staffed inside than before, re-shops were not completed on time, the closing clean-up was not completed on time, and all the rest of the closing routine was delayed.
As a result, we left more than an hour late because of you. You earned the ire of everyone who worked in the store that night for delaying our escape to our homes. You earned the ire of a few people who shopped in the store because you usurped our MOD, thus preventing him from doing other aspects of his job, and preventing him from helping them. And doubtless, once the additional hour's worth of pay to everyone who worked that night hits the Home Office Accounts' books, you'll have earned the ire of the Home Office.
You've tarnished the soul of many people, She-Bitch. I hope you die in a fire.
Sincerely,
Jay 2K Winger.
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I feel much better having written all of that. -.-
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