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  • French Jokes!

    They are French and therefore HAVE to include sex. So if you are really sensitive, don't read on. But they aren't that bad.

    Three men meet up at a bar.

    m1: Last night I made love to my wife. 10 times I tell you! And in the mornings she wouldn't let me go!
    m2: Ha, 10 times! I made love to my wife 20 times last night. She grabbed me so tight this morning, I almost couldn't get out of bed and she begged for more!
    m1&2: So, how many times did you make love to your wife?
    m3: Only once last night.
    m1&2: Only once? Hahaha, you should be ashamed! What did she say to you this morning?
    m3: She said: PLEASE STOP!

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    What do you call someone that speaks three languages? multilingual
    What do you call someone that speaks two languages? bilingual
    What do you call someone that only speaks one? A Frenchman!

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    More later!
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    Melody Gardot
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