Why do the nice guys have to date the mega-b**ches?

[jjllbb]

These customers I had tonight reminded me of a trend I've noticed.

I had this woman around my age with a permanent cat-butt face on, looking at me like i've killed her first born, and this really nice happy guy with her.

I didn't do anything to piss her off (that I know of) she was just a HUGE JERK from the get-go. Before she even walked up to my register.

For example, when I said her total out loud I accidentally said "$42.68" when it was 142.68. But the total was displayed on the customer screen right in front of her. And she said in this snotty tone (that made me want to tear off her face and set it on fire) "don't you mean 142.68???. She said it in a way that just let you know that she wasn't confused about the price or anything but just wanted to point out that i was stupid.

And all the while, as i'm maintaining my super-super-nice facade, this guy who is clearly "with her" was being SO nice back to me! Helping me bag stuff, chit-chatting with me about weather and stores, and what-not always with a huge smile on his face to match mine.

And so I ask myself, why do these mega-bitches always get the nice guys? *sigh*

[Mnemjian]

I have experienced this phenomenon as well! My theory is that said b*tches are actually nice people in general and are not in fact crazy. I've come to the conclusion that these women can appear to have this confusingly evil demeanor for one of two possible reasons:

A) They are having a terrible terrible day
B) You're a girl also and they don't like you lookin at dey man

That or the guy's just a masochist ^.^;

EDIT: So I posted this and the next customers that came up to the desk were, you guessed it, supernice guy and b*tchy girl! So strange...

[NightWatch]

I dunno, I see a lot of girls dating d-bags too. I think it's cuz both males and females think that's how all members of the opposite sex are, so they just accept that sort of behavior.

[Dave1982]

And so I ask myself, why do these mega-bitches always get the nice guys? *sigh*

The inverse is also mind-boggling: why do the nice girls fall for the guys who are pricks?

[jjllbb]

EDIT: So I posted this and the next customers that came up to the desk were, you guessed it, supernice guy and b*tchy girl! So strange...

haha! you're kidding! jeez! There must be more pairs out there than i thought!

[Jack T. Chance]

And so I ask myself, why do these mega-bitches always get the nice guys? *sigh*

What 'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

I'M a nice guy... and when it comes to love, I'm the proverbial one, at that... I always finish last.

But as for nice guys with total bitches, outside of the movie The Hangover, I haven't seen that one myself. What I HAVE seen in my area is a lot of this...





And yes, that's a real book... found it on the shelf in the humor section of a local B&N recently, and laughed my balls off!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Well, how do you know he was a nice guy? He could have been an axe murderer, you don't know. I mean, if he was truly a nice guy, he probably wouldn't want to hang around a nasty tempered person who was cruel to people.

Like draws to like, usually.

[TexasT]

What annoys me is not only do they date them but they marry them. All the bitches seem to get married first. What's really confusing is when they're like that and they're not even hot. At least when she's hot, there's something there (not enough, in my opinion, but something).

[Jack T. Chance]

What annoys me is not only do they date them but they marry them. All the bitches seem to get married first. What's really confusing is when they're like that and they're not even hot. At least when she's hot, there's something there (not enough, in my opinion, but something).

*psst!*

It's 'cuz the guy's pussy whipped.

[Food Lady]

I work with a sweet guy who has a fiancee like that. She just glares at people and I've seen her yell at him in the store. Meanwhile, I'm single, and if I had a guy like him, I'd appreciate it.

[JambaBamba]

And so I ask myself, why do these mega-bitches always get the nice guys? *sigh*

My mom once told me that the best way to get and keep a guy was to be high maintenance and bitchy. She pointed out that I was too nice and easy going and this is why my sister got married so fast even though I was in a relationship longer.

I decided not to point out that my sister has also now been married several times and never for more than a year.

Yeah thanks but I think I'll stay nice without the cat butt face.

I've see really pretty seemingly smart girls with dumbass guys but I usually figure that they think they can "fix" him. Usually when I see a nice guy with a bitch I figure she must do something really amazing in bed.

[Nekojin]

I read somewhere a theory that really makes sense (with regard to hot women hooking up with total jackass types). It stands to reason that it would apply the other way, too. The theory goes like this:

The jackass is a jackass to everyone but his girl; that makes her feel special. The nice guy is nice to everyone, so the girl doesn't feel special when she's with him - he's just as nice to everyone else as he is to her.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

What annoys me is not only do they date them but they marry them. All the bitches seem to get married first. What's really confusing is when they're like that and they're not even hot. At least when she's hot, there's something there (not enough, in my opinion, but something).

Something I'll call the Wodehouse Theory of Womanhood. The pushy, overbearing, manipulative, Aunt-ish females will acquire mates first through sheer force of will. Their main targets are the sweet-tempered, good-natured, and in some cases, the pushovers. Often they attach themselves to men who they will seek to "mold" into their image of the perfect husband.

The kind, sane, intelligent female does not exist.

I read somewhere a theory that really makes sense (with regard to hot women hooking up with total jackass types). It stands to reason that it would apply the other way, too. The theory goes like this:

The jackass is a jackass to everyone but his girl; that makes her feel special. The nice guy is nice to everyone, so the girl doesn't feel special when she's with him - he's just as nice to everyone else as he is to her.

Except they usually aren't. There will be moments of bliss, and that's why they stay. A case of "It's so good sometimes, I don't want to lose that, even though the rest of the time is hell".

[tropicsgoddess]

And so I ask myself, why do these mega-bitches always get the nice guys? *sigh*

I always wonder that...or how the nice women end up with the really assholish guys. I just don't get it...unless they're the kind that likes to please instead of being pleased (and I'm not talking about in the bedroom). I dunno. I guess that's one of life's mysteries.

[mandaliz8704]

What 'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

I'M a nice guy... and when it comes to love, I'm the proverbial one, at that... I always finish last.

But as for nice guys with total bitches, outside of the movie The Hangover, I haven't seen that one myself. What I HAVE seen in my area is a lot of this...





And yes, that's a real book... found it on the shelf in the humor section of a local B&N recently, and laughed my balls off!

I didn't know there was a book... I used to check in on the blog thingy every now and then.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/