Per a news release posted in the clearance swamp breakroom, my company is jumping onto the e-commerce bandwagon with both feet.
Approximately 2,000 items of ours will be available for sale through our website. Sexytime. That means I get to look forward to:
1. Customer: (holding a computer printout featuring an item marked as "online only") Yeah, where can I find this?
Me: Ummm...your printout there says it's only available online.
Customer: Well where is it?
Me: Not here, retard.
2. I'll bet in-store pickup won't be too far away from the roll-out. Which will basically be a backdoor way of bringing back layaway without actually bringing back layaway. Like we have all this space to store all these special-order items for customers who may or may not come in to get them.
As a customer, I find on-line shopping to be pretty handy. I just dread having to deal with it at my job.
Approximately 2,000 items of ours will be available for sale through our website. Sexytime. That means I get to look forward to:
1. Customer: (holding a computer printout featuring an item marked as "online only") Yeah, where can I find this?
Me: Ummm...your printout there says it's only available online.
Customer: Well where is it?
Me: Not here, retard.
2. I'll bet in-store pickup won't be too far away from the roll-out. Which will basically be a backdoor way of bringing back layaway without actually bringing back layaway. Like we have all this space to store all these special-order items for customers who may or may not come in to get them.
As a customer, I find on-line shopping to be pretty handy. I just dread having to deal with it at my job.
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