A newly wed couple are lying in bed on their wedding night after lovemaking.
"Honey," says the groom "I know that you have been unwilling to share your past with me but now that we are married I think it is important that we share things like this with each other".
"I've never told you because I was always afraid that you would leave me," replied the bride, "but now that we are married I think that you deserve to know. Before I met you I used to be a hooker."
"That's OK. Plenty of women have been in situations where they thought that there was no alternative. Tell me about it"
"I'd rather not."
"Please tell me. I would really like to know"
The bride was silent for a while and then took a deep breath.
"OK I'll tell you. My name was Nigel and I played for Hull Kingston Rovers"
"Honey," says the groom "I know that you have been unwilling to share your past with me but now that we are married I think it is important that we share things like this with each other".
"I've never told you because I was always afraid that you would leave me," replied the bride, "but now that we are married I think that you deserve to know. Before I met you I used to be a hooker."
"That's OK. Plenty of women have been in situations where they thought that there was no alternative. Tell me about it"
"I'd rather not."
"Please tell me. I would really like to know"
The bride was silent for a while and then took a deep breath.
"OK I'll tell you. My name was Nigel and I played for Hull Kingston Rovers"
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