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..do your catalogs sell pants with writing on the crotch now?
'Cause we had a shoplifter today, and as he was being escorted out of the building I noticed his jeans had lettering all across the crotch, and I'm wondering at his type of stupidity.
I already know he's a moron 'cause he tried to shoplift at a grocery store at 8:15am when he was one of only a few customers there, but I'm wondering if he's the type of moron who can't put his pants on the right way around, or the type of moron who acquires pants with crotch writing.
'Cause we had a shoplifter today, and as he was being escorted out of the building I noticed his jeans had lettering all across the crotch, and I'm wondering at his type of stupidity.
I already know he's a moron 'cause he tried to shoplift at a grocery store at 8:15am when he was one of only a few customers there, but I'm wondering if he's the type of moron who can't put his pants on the right way around, or the type of moron who acquires pants with crotch writing.
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