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    A large grizzly bear walks into a bar. He looks around and growls at the Bartender,"Give me a drink!". the Bartender gives him a beer and he sits down. Not long after he comes into the bar a beautiful woman come in the bar and starts flirting with all the guys. Almost unexpectedly the bear charges across the room and attacks the woman, and eats her. The Bartender screams at him"HEY, HEY, what do you think you are doing, I don't allow drug addicts in here." The bear looks upset and leaves. One of the patrons looked at him with suprise and says," how is he a drug addict?"The Bartender says, " Can't you tell that was a bar bitch he ate!"

    Last edited by mircea12345; 09-02-2009, 06:55 PM. Reason: misspelling

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    Ooooh. Ouch. That's bad!
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • #3
      I think this is appropriate here . . .

      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        That's a terrible terrible joke and I LOL'd.
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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