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    I will try and tell this one to the best of my recollection.

    Three men stand before the gates of heaven but unfortunatly heaven only has room for two more people. The gatekeeper tells them that the two men with the most horrible death experiance will be admitted into heaven and the other wuld, unfortuntly, go to hell.

    The first man starts his story: "I suspected my wife of cheating on me so i came home early. I found her lying in bed alone and nake and i started searching the house. I found a man hanging over my balcony so i stomped on his feet and watched him fall 7 stories into the bushes below. This did not kill him so i pushed my fridge of the balcony and killed him. I then suffered a heart attack and died fom the strain.

    The second man says his story: Im fixing my balcony when i slipped and fell. I managed to catch hold of another balcony about 3 stories down. Then some crazy guy starts stomping on my fingers and i fall into some bushes. I dont even geta chance to thank my lucky stars before a freakin fridge falls on me!!

    The gatekeeper says:' These are indeed sorry tales of death, what say you *third man*?

    The third man sarts his story: 'picture this, gatekeeper, your hiding in a fridge buck naked because your girlfriends husband just got home...'


    i think its cute :P
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