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I pulled my bike off the trailer, locked up my truck and started pedaling to my first project, when I realized I forgot my phone, Oh well what could happen? I will only be 30 minutes-1 hour tops.
Got back to my truck and the phone was beeping: 1 missed call
CCW= cool co-worker
BM = Boss man
ME= ME
WI= Wonder idiot
So I call the CCW and he asks me if WI called me? WI has a flat tire
ME: no ok i'll phone him and BM to see if it has been dealt with goodbye
Call up WI no answer ( turns out he has a pay as you go phone with NO MONEY on it as his contact number)
Call up BM
ME: Hi BM have you changed WI tire yet?
BM: WHY THE BLEEP IS EVERYBODY CALLING ME TODAY? I TOLD HIM TO CALL YOU.
DID HE CALL YOU?
ME: no, he called CCW
BM:WHAT A BLEEPING IDIOT
So I spend the next 2 hours trying to call him with no luck.
Finally ( with the one working brain cell left in his head) WI decides to call me
ME: Hello?
WI: Hi, I have a flat tire.
ME: Ok,where are you I'll be there in about 20 minutes
WI: I'm at xxxxxxx street but I dont wan't you to change my tire
ME: Ok
Im done dealing with this
An hour later the BM calls me
BM: I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier did you change WI tire?
ME: Thats ok and no he didn't want me to.
BM: Why not? what a bleeping idiot ( getting angry again)
ME: I don't know, he's an idiot and im done dealing with idiots for the day.
End of the day comes and I have to go to the shop and grab a tire so that the bike can fit on the trailer BW was there
BM: Wheres WI?
ME: Bleep Wi after all the crap he put me through im smoking a well deserved cigarette before I pick him up
BM: Good plan
I go to pick up WI ( it turns out he was 15 minutes from the shop if you were walking)
I get WI to tilt the bike so I could take the tire off and put the new one on.
As soon as I take the tire off he drops the bike so a 400lb bike bounces off the back of my head and onto the concrete.
ME: WTF!!!!!!CANT YOU EVEN TILT A BIKE YOU IDIOT?????
WI: sorry,sorry,sorry
Driving back to the shop the first thing he says is
WI: If xxxxxxxxxx ran the shop my tire would have been fixed in an hour.
ME: I offered you didn't wan't me to fix it so don't try that b.s. with me it wont fly
WI: But its not your job....
ME: stop.. when the BM tells you to get me to do something that makes it my job
so shut up
The rest of the ride was very quiet
Got back to the shop where the BM yelled at him until he was as red as a tomato
I enjoyed the show
Got back to my truck and the phone was beeping: 1 missed call
CCW= cool co-worker
BM = Boss man
ME= ME
WI= Wonder idiot
So I call the CCW and he asks me if WI called me? WI has a flat tire
ME: no ok i'll phone him and BM to see if it has been dealt with goodbye
Call up WI no answer ( turns out he has a pay as you go phone with NO MONEY on it as his contact number)
Call up BM
ME: Hi BM have you changed WI tire yet?
BM: WHY THE BLEEP IS EVERYBODY CALLING ME TODAY? I TOLD HIM TO CALL YOU.
DID HE CALL YOU?
ME: no, he called CCW
BM:WHAT A BLEEPING IDIOT
So I spend the next 2 hours trying to call him with no luck.
Finally ( with the one working brain cell left in his head) WI decides to call me
ME: Hello?
WI: Hi, I have a flat tire.
ME: Ok,where are you I'll be there in about 20 minutes
WI: I'm at xxxxxxx street but I dont wan't you to change my tire
ME: Ok
Im done dealing with thisAn hour later the BM calls me
BM: I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier did you change WI tire?
ME: Thats ok and no he didn't want me to.
BM: Why not? what a bleeping idiot ( getting angry again)
ME: I don't know, he's an idiot and im done dealing with idiots for the day.
End of the day comes and I have to go to the shop and grab a tire so that the bike can fit on the trailer BW was there
BM: Wheres WI?
ME: Bleep Wi after all the crap he put me through im smoking a well deserved cigarette before I pick him up
BM: Good plan
I go to pick up WI ( it turns out he was 15 minutes from the shop if you were walking)
I get WI to tilt the bike so I could take the tire off and put the new one on.
As soon as I take the tire off he drops the bike so a 400lb bike bounces off the back of my head and onto the concrete.
ME: WTF!!!!!!CANT YOU EVEN TILT A BIKE YOU IDIOT?????
WI: sorry,sorry,sorry
Driving back to the shop the first thing he says is
WI: If xxxxxxxxxx ran the shop my tire would have been fixed in an hour.
ME: I offered you didn't wan't me to fix it so don't try that b.s. with me it wont fly
WI: But its not your job....
ME: stop.. when the BM tells you to get me to do something that makes it my job
so shut up
The rest of the ride was very quiet
Got back to the shop where the BM yelled at him until he was as red as a tomato
I enjoyed the show