Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Funny product name

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Funny product name

    So, here's a funny little name for a product that we carry at the moment.

    Does anyone else have something with a funny brand name?
    Attached Files
    Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

  • #2
    Can't think of one at the moment, but damn that's too funny!
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

    Comment


    • #3
      Not so much a funny product name, but proof my boss watched (watches?) too much Bravo TV. One of our classes in the English department is entitled "Queer Theory". She wanted to know if Carson Kressley wrote any of the books.

      Among my CWs we like to find some of the more amusing book titles that cause people to do a double take. Some of the front runners have been

      "Touchdown Jesus"
      "Another Bullshit Night in Suck City"
      "Bitches, Bimboes and Ballbreakers"
      "He's a Stud, She's a Slut, and 49 other Double Standards Every Woman Should Know"

      I'm kinda jealous though. Nothing we have has anything to do with hanging balls.

      Comment


      • #4
        Not something we sell, nor would we ever, but on Wednesday morning I saw and had to pick up a packet of cock soup.

        Rapscallion

        Comment


        • #5
          LOL Raps.

          Let us all know how it tastes, will you?
          Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

          Comment


          • #6
            Not a chance See, it's got things in there in the ingredients I'd prefer to avoid, such as hydrogenated fats and the like. However, more importantly is that I'm considering framing this bugger and putting it on my wall.

            Rapscallion

            Comment


            • #7
              Well we do sell some Spotted Dick.

              Comment


              • #8
                While i was in Hawaii, i picked up some Donkey Balls candy.
                Seph
                Taur10
                "You're supposed to be the head of covert intelligence. Right now, I'm not seeing a hell of a lot of intelligence. Covert, overt, or otherwise!"-Lochley, B5, A View from the Gallery

                Comment


                • #9
                  My work has a couple of cans of Spotted Dick sitting in the front office. I think our worker who's from Wales had her family send it so she could give it to the bossman. It's his sort of humor.

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Is that Grace Brand cock soup? I've never tried it, I'm a vegetarian. Love their ginger beer, though.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Pirate's Booty snacks.
                      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Quoth Flying Grype View Post
                        Is that Grace Brand cock soup? I've never tried it, I'm a vegetarian. Love their ginger beer, though.
                        That's the one. I checked the ingredients and I think it's vegetarian friendly. Got stuff in there I have no interest in eating, so I think I'll have to frame it, but...

                        Rapscallion

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Boudreaux's Butt Paste always makes me laugh
                          "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Quoth Food Lady View Post
                            Boudreaux's Butt Paste always makes me laugh
                            You beat me to it! I always laugh at this one too

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                              Not so much a funny product name, but proof my boss watched (watches?) too much Bravo TV. One of our classes in the English department is entitled "Queer Theory". She wanted to know if Carson Kressley wrote any of the books.

                              Among my CWs we like to find some of the more amusing book titles that cause people to do a double take. Some of the front runners have been

                              "Touchdown Jesus"


                              Ok first I have to know what is taught in Queer Theory class! Please

                              and Touchdown Jesus doesn't happen to be about a church halfway between Cincinnati and Dayton with an interesting decorating sensibility does it?


                              Click image for larger version

Name:	TouchdownJeebus.JPG
Views:	1
Size:	19.6 KB
ID:	2029455

                              I used to be disgusted... Now I'm just amused

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X