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This was an SC moment I witnessed some years back. And please know I'm not making fun of big people. It's necessary to mention this because of the punchline!
Some years ago, I was at lunch and stopped at McDonald's to get something for a co-worker. The drive-thru was crazy insane, so I parked and went inside.
Talk about crazy insane.
There were so many people you really couldn't tell where any of the lines began or ended. If I wasn't getting food for someone else, I would have left right then and there.
But, being the nice guy I am
, I waited.
Standing in the line to my right is a (ahem) big-boned gal. One couldn't help noticing her not because of her size but because of her constant huffing and puffing. She wasn't out of breath; she was just POed about having to wait.
Finally, after about 5 or 10 minutes of steady huffing and puffing, she bellows, "I thought this was supposed to be FAST food!"
Without missing a beat, someone behind me replied (almost as loudly): "Yeah, and I bet you can't get it fast enough!"
It was, of course, hilarious (several people laughed out loud), but at the same time I was mortified because I thought she might turn around and think I said it!
I guess she didn't hear because she just kept on huffing and puffing.
Lucky for me, I guess. She could have smacked me down like a $2 ho without batting an eye.
Some years ago, I was at lunch and stopped at McDonald's to get something for a co-worker. The drive-thru was crazy insane, so I parked and went inside.
Talk about crazy insane.
There were so many people you really couldn't tell where any of the lines began or ended. If I wasn't getting food for someone else, I would have left right then and there.
But, being the nice guy I am
, I waited.Standing in the line to my right is a (ahem) big-boned gal. One couldn't help noticing her not because of her size but because of her constant huffing and puffing. She wasn't out of breath; she was just POed about having to wait.
Finally, after about 5 or 10 minutes of steady huffing and puffing, she bellows, "I thought this was supposed to be FAST food!"
Without missing a beat, someone behind me replied (almost as loudly): "Yeah, and I bet you can't get it fast enough!"
It was, of course, hilarious (several people laughed out loud), but at the same time I was mortified because I thought she might turn around and think I said it!
I guess she didn't hear because she just kept on huffing and puffing.
Lucky for me, I guess. She could have smacked me down like a $2 ho without batting an eye.
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