a few months ago when i was putting up the calendar displays all by myself, i was dragging shelving units around. i had maybe six shelves on a giant green dolley, my nametag on, and the phone on my hip was ringing. this lady walks up to me, looks directly at my nametag, and asks "do you work here?"
wtf do you think im doing here?
something similar happened when i was on a lunch break. i had a plate of food and a soda in my hand and someone asks if im an employee. "i do work here, but im kinda on a break. someone at customer service will be able to help you shortly."
"there's no one there!"
"they're probably helping another customer. if you wait patiently, someone will be along to help you."
"why can't you help me?"
"because im on a break. being on a break means im taking a break. which means im not working. because im taking a break."
wtf do you think im doing here?
something similar happened when i was on a lunch break. i had a plate of food and a soda in my hand and someone asks if im an employee. "i do work here, but im kinda on a break. someone at customer service will be able to help you shortly."
"there's no one there!"
"they're probably helping another customer. if you wait patiently, someone will be along to help you."
"why can't you help me?"
"because im on a break. being on a break means im taking a break. which means im not working. because im taking a break."
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