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  • The Lon Chaneys must be rolling....

    An angry Twilight fan reacts to the new Wolfman movie....
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

  • #2
    This... this is a... a joke, right? A cruel sick joke, right? Right?! No one... they just can't be that... that dim! Oh my dear gods...
    "But I don't want to be among mad people."
    You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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    • #3
      Quoth Princess-Snake View Post
      This... this is a... a joke, right? A cruel sick joke, right? Right?! No one... they just can't be that... that dim! Oh my dear gods...
      I'd be willing to bet it's not. Someone needs to sit this individual down and show her the original, or as someone in the comments posted, American Werewolf in London, or any number of (much) better movies (from what I've heard, never seen 'em and never plan to).

      Personally, I weep, once again, for our future.



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      • #4
        That broke my fucking brain.
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        Believe dat.

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        • #5
          The best werewolves I have seen were in the movie Van Helsing.
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          • #6
            heck if you want to get contemporaryly technical there were werewolves in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azcaban well before this little thing called Twilight was spewed out.

            and yes the werewolves in Van Helsing were great.
            I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
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            • #7
              And let's not forget the werewolves AND vampires in the Underworld saga.

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              • #8
                Sit all the Twi-tards down and make 'em Watch Nosferatu!

                That'll learn them.

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                • #9
                  I actually made a werewolf named Lon Chaney in SoulCalibur IV using Lizardman's style.

                  A few players have recognized the name...
                  "IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Salted Grump View Post
                    Sit all the Twi-tards down and make 'em Watch Nosferatu!

                    That'll learn them.
                    I have a copy on dvd...
                    They say crime doesn't pay. That must mean what I'm doing at work is illegal.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Capt Jack Sparrow View Post
                      The best werewolves I have seen were in the movie Van Helsing.
                      you have never seen dog soldiers I take it-almost 9 foot tall werewolves, and no CGI to look like a damn cartoon.

                      and there's always David from an american werewolf in london-which is pretty much what they electronincly "ripped off" for the van helsing werewolves-only american werewolf was done well before CGI


                      Sorry the van helsing werewolves looked too fake and cartoonish for my tastes
                      Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                      • #12
                        I love Dog Soldiers. I love every Neil Marshall has done, really.

                        The only great thing about the Van Helsing werewolves was the way they tore off their human skin when they transformed. Like they were really beasts and humanity was their disguise. Which makes sense.

                        Anyway, that has got to be a troll of some kind. No one is that dumb. NO ONE. (please God no).

                        I gave a Twi-tard a copy of Let the Right One In last night at work. She wanted suggestions for other vampire books. I am trying to convert her to real horror.
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                        • #13
                          No one's going to mention The Howling? (IMDB link because I've never seen it.)
                          What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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                          • #14
                            There are some levels of stupidity that should hurt. I hope this girl is writhing in pain...

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                            • #15
                              Werewolf lore has been around for centuries, throughout many cultures. Someone needs to get that dumbass some real books, not just that "Twilight" crapola.
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