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Three guys in a chartered plane crash on a remote island. They are captured by cannibals and are brought in front of the chief.
Chief goes up to the fitst man and says "We are going to kill you, cook you and use your skin to make a canoe, but you get to choose how you die."
The first guy thinks about it for a minute and asks to be beheaded since it's pretty quick. It's done and the chief goes to the second guy and says the same thing. He thinks about it and asks for the pack of sleeping pills in his kitbag. He takes them and dies of the overdose.
The chief goes to the third guy and says the same thing again. The guy thinks about it for a minute and asks for a fork.
The natives look at each other puzzled, but give him a fork.
The guy takes the fork and stabs himself all over his body and screams "[censored] you and your [censored]ing canoe!!!"
Chief goes up to the fitst man and says "We are going to kill you, cook you and use your skin to make a canoe, but you get to choose how you die."
The first guy thinks about it for a minute and asks to be beheaded since it's pretty quick. It's done and the chief goes to the second guy and says the same thing. He thinks about it and asks for the pack of sleeping pills in his kitbag. He takes them and dies of the overdose.
The chief goes to the third guy and says the same thing again. The guy thinks about it for a minute and asks for a fork.
The natives look at each other puzzled, but give him a fork.
The guy takes the fork and stabs himself all over his body and screams "[censored] you and your [censored]ing canoe!!!"