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    Three explorers are out in the jungle and they're captured by a tribe of natives.

    Brought in front of the Chief, he goes to the first one and says "Death or Danaga"

    Not knowing what Danaga is but knowing full well what death is the guy takes his chances and chooses Danaga.

    30 native men come out and violate the poor fellow.

    The Chief goes to the second guy and says "Death or Danaga"

    Well now this guy's in a real dilema. He now knows what Danaga is and now has to decide between humilitaion or death. He thinks about it for a while and finally wimpers the word "danaga"

    30 native men come out and violate the poor fellow.

    The third guy doesn't even give the chief a chance to say anything and says "Sorry guys, tell my family I love them, but there is no way in hell I'm letting someone do that to me." turns to the chief and says "I choose death!"

    The chief looks at his tribe and says "He chooses death...BY DANAGA!"
    Last edited by MadMike; 12-20-2006, 03:00 PM. Reason: Toned it down just slighly. ;)
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