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    Well to be more precise, this is a mix of praising managers and general work chat.

    Praising Managers:

    As I've mentioned before, we have a rule at work that we are NOT to split transactions purely for the purpose of getting petrol vouchers. This includes when you buy <amount> of <product> and get extra petrol vouchers.
    In the past, the rule has been enforced by the manager and the two assistant managers, but the other supervisors are all in between.
    Tonight, we had a walkout when I refused to split transactions for a lady simply because we were that flat out and I could not afford to hold up my line. Management did not cave, but as a result of said walkout, from now on, the rule is flat and final and any supervisor caught allowing it to go ahead will get in trouble! (*)

    Closing time antics:

    This is a short rundown of the events that transpired after closing time.
    Picture if you will, 2 of the supervisors counting the express lane drawers. the other 2 supervisors counting the larger lane drawers. Three of us running around doing whatever other jobs are available. This will set up the basis.

    -One of the guys held a garbage bag up against his neck while he went to the bins to change the bin liner over. The bag billowed out, making him look like a fishman. The two girls counting the express lanes at that point started laughing. One was doubled over in laughing, which set me, the other guy and one of the supervisors counting the larger lane drawers into a fit of laughter over how funny she found the whole situation.

    -As we had to run back and forth between the receiving area quite a bit, we'd encounter a few other staff from different departments. when I went to drop off some rubbish, I ran into one of the produce guys talking to the baler. What made it funny was that he sounded almost exactly like Gollum while doing it! I just stopped, almost dropped the load and went "What the FRELL (not the word I used)?" He started laughing.

    -When I had to drop off a security load as well with the Fishman from earlier, I started making glub glub noises like a fish. Somehow we both started singing "Galumph went the little green frog" between the registers and the receiving area. (for the non-Aussies, it's from Play School, a kid's TV show, sorta similar to Romper Room)

    -And finally, when I attempted to swing a bag of rubbish onto my back hobo-style, the bag broke. Given we were still in the wake of the Fishman moment, this just set everyone else off again.

    So how was everyone else's night?
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

  • #2
    How funny. I'm watching LOTR with the kids right now. My 4 year old does a hilarious impression of Gollum, even walking on all fours.

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    • #3
      ... but we all know frogs go "La di da di da"
      "La di da di da"
      "La di da di da"
      We all know frogs go "La di da di da"
      They don't go "glumph glumph glumph"
      Seshat's self-help guide:
      1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
      2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
      3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
      4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

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      • #4
        Quoth Seshat View Post
        They don't go "glumph glumph glumph"
        Around here frogs don't go "ga-ga-goo"

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        • #5
          I wish management would say no to splitting transactions, it would make things alot easier.
          I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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          • #6
            Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
            I wish management would say no to splitting transactions, it would make things alot easier.
            If you are working where I think you're working, it's actually company policy...buzz HR on it and double-check.
            The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

            Now queen of USSR-Land...

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            • #7
              Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
              I wish management would say no to splitting transactions, it would make things alot easier.
              I have split transactions to maximize bonus coupons, back when fuel prices spiked in 2008. Flying J gives 1 each shower and drink coupons with 50 gallon/200 litre or greater purchase, 2 each with 150 gallon/600 litre or greater purchase. The TCH card (at least the way the company I drive for configures it) allows a maximum of $1000 per transaction. On a round trip, I'd burn over 800 litres, and with the fuel price at the time, a fill-up would be over $1000, so the pump would kick out before my tanks were full, and I'd have to start a second transaction (but the kick-out would be with less than 200 litres to go).

              If I let it split with the automatic kickout, I'd get 2 of each coupon per fill (1 purchase over 600 litres, 1 under 200). What I'd do would be end it at 601 litres, then start a new transaction to fill up, resulting in 3 of each coupon per fill (1 purchase over 600 litres, 1 between 200 and 600). Since I'd have to split the transaction anyway, I figured that I may as well do it in a manner that was to my benefit.

              Does anyone see anything wrong with this?
              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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              • #8
                wolfie, these vouchers only give you a certain amount off per litre to a certain amount of fuel. And they're only valid for certain types of fuel (not LPG and as far as I know, not diesel).

                I allow it once, since there are valid reasons for people to do so, but after that it's a flat no. Especially when I get people who claim that they buy 60 litres of fuel every day (I'm willing to allow that one IF he can actually prove to me that he does do 250km per day and his company won't give him a fuel allowance)
                The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                • #9
                  Quoth Seshat View Post
                  "La di da di da"
                  And the beat goes on.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Seshat View Post
                    ... but we all know frogs go "La di da di da"...
                    Way down south in the Yankety Yank
                    The bullfrog hopped from bank to bank
                    Just because he’d nothing better for to do
                    He stubbed his toe and fell in the water
                    You could hear him holler for a mile and a quarter
                    Just because he’d nothing better for to do

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