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    I was told that this is a joke about Manitoba accents, but it's funny even if you don't really recognise them.

    A woman calls in, heavy low German accent "I need to speak to my man."

    "I'm sorry, you know that people can't just come from the shop floor to talk on the phone. Can I take a message for you?"

    "Tell him not to forgot to pick up the p'lease cookies."

    The woman on the phone is somewhat confused by this. "I see the line's just shutting down for break, how about I get your husband for you just this one time?"

    He comes to the phone. "Yes?"

    "I'm just calling to remind you to not forget to pick up some p'lease cookies."

    "Yes, I won't forget to pick up the p'lease cookies. But next time, remember that they're called cop-cakes."

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    Oh! Say it out loud, it makes more sense that way.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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